Michele, Michele, Michele, you crazy human being. You think the liberals want you to go away because you’re going to be the first woman president and that we’re taking our country back and blah blah blah just shut up. Fact is Michele, you make no sense, and I want you around, I want you in Washington, because as long as you’re here being an irrational, despicable human being, you will cause me great enjoyment and rack up funds for the candidates who run against you and your cronies. This all comes from a circle jerk interview with WorldNetDaily which is hard to listen to only because of how by-the-numbers it is with its trolling, “I don’t know who or what or anything, but MSNBC…” and “Bachmann and Palin are America’s greatest because I’d do stuff to them.” and such. Listen if you dare.

Literally. Like, really, truly, actually, completely. The most progressive (into the ground) member of the House of Representative, Minnesota congresswoman and bonafide crazy person Michele Bachmann has thrown down the funniest thing I’ve heard in the healthcare debacle. The woman has gone outright biblical and it’s awesome. It’s AWESOME.

In summation, republicans need to “slit their wrists and become blood brothers against health care reform.” Slit. Their. Wrists. Well Michele, make sure to remember that it’s down the road, not across the street.

“This [health care reform] cannot pass…What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass…Right now, we are looking at reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. And we may never be able to restore it if we don’t man up and take this one on.”

This was only supposed to be a legislative briefing but turned into a Bachmann masturbation fest, filled with stuff like “you’re with me or against me.” and bragging about how she’s “the second most hated republican woman in America.” Nah, you’re first. Everyone loves Sarah Palin and are just too afraid it, considering how they all believed her death panel lie that started with her. Let’s face it, she COULD win in 2012. Nobody would say they’d vote for her, but it’s only you and the ballot in that booth.

It seems like Bachmann is trying to do some sort of run for something bigger, or…something. God told her to run in 2012 I assume and she’s definitely the kind of person to take on the challenge and even win a few states. I can’t wait.