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		<title>This year&#8217;s Best Picture nominees, minimalized.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2010/02/this-years-best-picture-nominees-minimalized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The big fad of late are some brilliant minimalist posters, for television, old movies, hell, Rotten Tomatoes has a contest going on about it. So&#8230;why not? I made one for every Best Picture nominee. Spread &#8216;em, please.











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		<title>Some Guts, Probably Not Any Glory: My Oscar Nomination Predictions</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2010/01/some-guts-probably-not-any-glory-my-oscar-nomination-predictions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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This is a complicated, frustrating year. Most of the films in contention aren&#8217;t that great, the great performances and films are being largely ignored, and no prognosticator can agree on where the noms are going to line up in this field of 10. Hell, not even the voters can pick ten films to vote for! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking My Silence</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2010/01/breaking-my-silence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The site will be back soon. There is a lot of things that have been on my plate that have been keeping me away from even thinking about this place, and old habits of not doing something die hard. So taste this little chunk that you are not going to read and like it. Re-posted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2009: The Cinescape, and my letter regarding it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 02:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Hello distinguished members of the internet film press, blogosphere, etc.,
Matt Shapiro, the creator of &#8220;The Cinescape&#8221; that has gone around every year, has his new video out. After many people have copied the format and have raced to get them all out weeks before New Years, when he routinely puts them out (as Kees van [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obligatory Thanksgiving post.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/obligatory-thanksgiving-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Slipshod]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=1176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I assure you I&#8217;m alive and that the reason for there being next to no posts in a long ass time can be viewed in the CONSTRUCTION link. Yeah, this inactivity is worth something and is definitely known.

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		<title>New Moon breaks the opening day record.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/new-moon-breaks-the-opening-day-record/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=1174</guid>
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&#8220;The world has spoken. Women want distant but controlling stalkers as boyfriends. We must respond accordingly.&#8221; says Splitter. I agree.
Related Posts:Animals can be homosexual since they don&#8217;t have brains.Stupid Bruno-related Quote of the DayThis year&#8217;s Best Picture nominees, minimalized.(1020) Days of BracesI am douchetacular.]]></description>
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		<title>Review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Chris Weitz, 2009)</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/review-the-twilight-saga-new-moon-chris-weitz-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/review-the-twilight-saga-new-moon-chris-weitz-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Before I begin writing any sort of review for The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Chris Weitz, 2009), I would have to give my history with the franchise. I was peer pressured to read the entire series just when it started to become popular, and as I finished the first novel, I was floored by how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy shit, no new posts for an entire week?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/holy-shit-no-new-posts-for-an-entire-week/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/holy-shit-no-new-posts-for-an-entire-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<title>What have I done the last two days?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/what-have-i-done-the-last-two-days/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/what-have-i-done-the-last-two-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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If this has happened to you, it is either because 1. you deserve it or 2. it was an accident and for that I apologize. Picture example from Nathaniel&#8217;s Facebook, who I did not and will not delete, but his profile is the one I just happened to be on.
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		<title>Ah, grody.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/ah-grody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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More like Groan Ups&#8230;hah.
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		<title>Can the kiddies have tacos now, Kathy Knecht?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/its-just-better-here-except-when-its-not/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/its-just-better-here-except-when-its-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Allow me to take the time to rant and rave about my high school (good golly gosh I&#8217;m so young), by stating obvious things that everyone has been talking about for months via Facebook, or in one case, just today. Towards the beginning of the year, there was a big push by the district administration, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lou Dobbs quits CNN.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/lou-dobbs-quits-cnn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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From the horse&#8217;s mouth, I&#8217;ll constantly update on this because it&#8217;s kind of a big deal. His resignation address on his show after the jump, awesome stuff above.

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		<title>Pat Robertson transitively calls his religion a fascist group.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/pat-robertson-transitively-calls-his-religion-a-fascist-group/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s a big worry over whether or not a backlash towards Muslims in the military is erupting after the Fort Hood shootings, which were initiated by a Muslim. But naturally, the influential Christian ball of nuttery pat Robertson is saying that Islam &#8220;is not a religion&#8221; and that Muslims should be treated like fascists. Silly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fox inevitably tears down the dollhouse.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/fox-inevitably-tears-down-the-dollhouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Tonight has been a night of cancellations, with ABC axing Eastwick (which is better than the abysmal Cougar Town that comes on before it) and Hank, that Kelsey Grammar sitcom stinker. Good riddance to that one. But the one that matters is Fox getting rid of Dollhouse, which has been the lowest rated scripted show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NSFW but awesome: Flaming Lips &#8216;Watching the Planets&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/nsfw-but-awesome-flaming-lips-watching-the-planets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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You want to see a really awesome music video that borders on pornographic, full with boobs, boobs, penises, boobs, and even erect penises? Well, Wayne Coyne is delivering that. Click play if you dare. 
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		<title>A Single Trailer</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/a-single-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The trailer and the poster are both solid for A Single Man, but I don&#8217;t feel they&#8217;re as good as I&#8217;m imagining this movie to be. They speak for themselves though, so I might as well not dwell on talking about them for a while, other than what has already been discussed repeatedly; The Weinsteins [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FatsoDVD, you rat bastards.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/fatsodvd-you-rat-bastards/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/fatsodvd-you-rat-bastards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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And I mean that in the best of ways. Congrats to Nate for getting them to give him a DVD player in their fifth birthday giveaway. http://www.fatso.co.nz/fifthbirthday
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		<title>Rian Johnson and Duncan Jones have new projects, and I&#8217;m stoked.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/rian-johnson-and-duncan-jones-have-new-projects-and-im-stoked/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/rian-johnson-and-duncan-jones-have-new-projects-and-im-stoked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Just when I start wishing to know about the new Rian Johnson movie, whatever it may be, now I get it. And while I knew that Duncan Jones (Moon) had Mute coming, I didn&#8217;t expect that something else would happen in the meantime. Rian Johnson (Brick, The Brothers Bloom)&#8217;s next film is&#8230;it&#8217;s a sci-fi film. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Selling Avatar to the Nickelodeon crowd.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/selling-avatar-to-the-nickelodeon-crowd/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/selling-avatar-to-the-nickelodeon-crowd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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This is&#8230;this is hilarious. And also going to be airing on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network and all that jazz.

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		<title>World Space Odyssey</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/world-space-odyssey/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/world-space-odyssey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I haven&#8217;t been fucked this hard (by a video) since grade school.
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		<title>The Fantastic Mr. Antichrist</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/the-fantastic-mr-antichrist/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/the-fantastic-mr-antichrist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Sam Smyth / Jeff Wells ftw
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		<title>David Lynch jumps on it.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/david-lynch-jumps-on-it/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/david-lynch-jumps-on-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t know what this is and I don&#8217;t want to know. But if you go to davidlynch.com and click on the flashing yellow button&#8230;you will receive great joy. http://www.davidlynch.com/go.html ]]></description>
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		<title>A dash of Despicable Salt</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/a-dash-of-despicable-salt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Yeah, trailers. None of which are really memorable but have to be posted anywho. The trailers for Despicable Me seem&#8230;really odd, for an animated film, and in no way does that mean it looks good. Salt, the Angelina Jolie action summer fest looks like a big steaming pile, Chiwetel Eijofor aside. Everything after the jump.


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		<title>Alan Grayson and the eulogy for the uninsured.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/alan-grayson-and-the-eulogy-for-the-uninsured/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/alan-grayson-and-the-eulogy-for-the-uninsured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Last night, a friend of mine who is a moderate-conservative posted about how C-Span is the most thrilling channel on television, which is usually a joke people make often, but he was being entirely serious. Political hooplah is usually always a boring thing to sit and watch, but then in the last few months, Alan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carrie Prejean has a sex tape. This is why I have a website.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-has-a-sex-tape-this-is-why-i-have-a-website/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-has-a-sex-tape-this-is-why-i-have-a-website/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I wish I wasn&#8217;t so pathetic that I have to consider Carrie Prejean one of the worst people in the world that I detest to the point where I could lose sleep over it if I tried. And it gives me great joy that in her quest to get as much money as she can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Jericho is a racist, homophobic faggot.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/chris-jericho-is-a-racist-homophobic-faggot/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/chris-jericho-is-a-racist-homophobic-faggot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Wednesday&#8217;s episode of South Park (http://www.southparkstudios.com/), titled &#8216;The F Word&#8217;, is a hilarious commentary on just about everything, and may be the best episode of the season. Not the funniest, that title belongs to Butters Bottom Bitch, but it&#8217;s the one that has the most staying power and will probably go down as one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remember, remember, the fifth of November</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/remember-remember-the-fifth-of-november/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/remember-remember-the-fifth-of-november/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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(4:21:00 PM) Evan Tubben: Did something special happen today, or did you just feel like quoting V For Vendetta?
(4:22:58 PM) zach zealous: today is November 5th
(4:23:07 PM) Evan Tubben: um, yes.
(4:23:25 PM) Evan Tubben: That&#8217;s why I asked if something happened (worth remembering) or if you were just quoting VFV for the hell of it.
(4:23:36 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hamid Karzai Pledges to Battle Corruption</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/11/hamid-karzai-pledges-to-battle-corruption/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/11/hamid-karzai-pledges-to-battle-corruption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clark</dc:creator>
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Hamid Karzai is sounding pretty cool as of late. He&#8217;s vowing to run a clean government and is urging his &#8220;Taliban brothers&#8221; to come back and embrace their country. Abdullah Abdullah dropped out of the run-off election, stating the vote wouldn&#8217;t be free. He wanted certain poll officials removed before he&#8217;d partake in the run-off. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh yeah, Happy Halloween, everyone.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/oh-yeah-happy-halloween-everyone/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/oh-yeah-happy-halloween-everyone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<title>Paranormal Activity : An allegory for domestic abuse?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/paranormal-activity-an-allegory-for-domestic-abuse/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/paranormal-activity-an-allegory-for-domestic-abuse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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There are a lot of things in Paranormal Activity, which has became the phenomenon I could have only imagined when I first posted about it, dying to see it on 12 screens, that just don&#8217;t add up. Coming out of the theater, as pumped/shaken/angry as you may be, a few of the plot elements just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The third is going through a second overhaul.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-third-is-going-through-a-second-overhaul/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-third-is-going-through-a-second-overhaul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That includes design, content, and even some internal server stuff. That&#8217;s why there hasn&#8217;t been any posts the last few days and won&#8217;t be for a couple more.
If I stay, there can be no party.
I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
Wherever a party needs to be saved, I&#8217;m there.
Where there are masks, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which we kick off my Oscar prognostication.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/in-which-we-kick-off-my-oscar-prognostication/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/in-which-we-kick-off-my-oscar-prognostication/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Also known as my Oscar procrastination. Check out the fancy schmancy TOP 50 best picture chart in the new page. We need to find some voice here, and as the site goes through Overhaul #3, you can see which way we&#8217;re headed a bit. Every category will have its own chart soon.
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		<title>Forced Meme: Chaos Reigns</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/forced-meme-chaos-reigns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://memegenerator.net/Chaos-Reigns

Related Posts:The Pirate Bay is shut down, my readers cry.I&#8217;m too lazy for good zombie partying.Yearbook Yourself is one crazy fun website.Technologically Impaired Duck re. PandoraStrange things are afoot at the Silver Cinema 8.]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/congratulations-mr-simms-you-are-the-fattest-boy-in-camp/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/congratulations-mr-simms-you-are-the-fattest-boy-in-camp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Slammin&#8217; Salmon is finally coming to theaters.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-slammin-salmon-is-finally-coming-to-theaters/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-slammin-salmon-is-finally-coming-to-theaters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=1079</guid>
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A lot of people continue to wonder about what the hell ever happened to Broken Lizard. Nobody has seen their debut effort, Puddle Cruiser, a film I adore yet would smirk at if I ever saw it and its abysmal cover art at any DVD stand. Super Troopers was a mini-phenomenon when it released, Club [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Edgar Wright&#8217;s doppleganger loves SCOTT PILGRIM.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/edgar-wrights-doppleganger-loves-scott-pilgrim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I am referring to Juno/Up in the Air director Jason Reitman, who really does look a whole lot like Edgar Wright. For a guy who has been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Director and is looking to be nominated again this year almost certainly, what Jason says about what he has seen of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There is a Shake Weight for Men now.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/there-is-a-shake-weight-for-men-now/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/there-is-a-shake-weight-for-men-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It reminds me of why my right shoulder muscle is so much more defined than my left shoulder muscle. To see the original Shake Weight infomercial, click here.
Related Posts:The internet has ruined everything. Forever.EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: Cronkite fought terrorist cell before death.I know what Josh has been looking up.Selling Avatar to the Nickelodeon crowd.Al Franken is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Haggis to Scientology: GTFO!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/paul-haggis-to-scientology-gtfo/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/paul-haggis-to-scientology-gtfo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Something I did not know till today ; Paul Haggis was a scientologist. But now I do, and thanks to Diora Baird&#8217;s Twitter, and her constant urges for everyone on it to get the word out about this before Scientology censors it to all hell, I must share. Paul Haggis WAS a scientologist, and he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avatar Trailer #2</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/avatar-trailer-2/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/avatar-trailer-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Keeps getting removed everywhere online, but I think we&#8217;re safe.
Related Posts:Everything you need to know about the VMAs.Lou Dobbs quits CNN.A dash of Despicable SaltOnly could Lionsgate make a film like this.The hollywood commies speak out for private insurance.]]></description>
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		<title>It was nice knowing you, Hulu.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/it-was-nice-knowing-you-hulu/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/it-was-nice-knowing-you-hulu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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If you go to Hulu.com, you will realize that the subtitle is &#8220;Watch your favorites. Anytime. For free.&#8221; The bright executives that reap the rewards of Hulu, or not, since apparently it&#8217;s not all that profitable, don&#8217;t really like this mantra. In 2010, Hulu is going to axe the &#8220;for free&#8221; part, and what has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to Cut the Pay of Numerous Top Bank Executives</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/obama-to-cut-the-pay-of-numerous-top-bank-executives/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/obama-to-cut-the-pay-of-numerous-top-bank-executives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clark</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bail out]]></category>
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The 7 companies that received the most bail-out money are going to be forced to cut the pay of their 25 highest paid employees by up to 90%. The 7 companies being targeted are Bank of America, AIG, Citigroup, General Motors, GMAC, Chrysler and Chrysler Financial. Word is the average cut will be about 50% [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How the hell did The Proposal get under the radar?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/how-the-hell-did-the-proposal-get-under-the-radar/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/how-the-hell-did-the-proposal-get-under-the-radar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I know what you&#8217;re thinking, the film was a box office smash and if it weren&#8217;t for The Hangover, would be the surprise of the summer. But it seems that until now, none of the more sophisticated moviegoers saw the film or decided to speak up about it, because as I watched it a few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have no nostalgic connection to Where the Wild Things Are.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/i-have-no-nostalgic-connection-to-where-the-wild-things-are/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/i-have-no-nostalgic-connection-to-where-the-wild-things-are/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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On top of that, I don&#8217;t care when Spike Jonze is directing a script that isn&#8217;t written by Charlie Kaufman, and I detest Dave Eggers&#8217; writing with all my heart. And yet, while I only casually wanted to see this clearly ambitious film, I had a realization recently on why this is a must see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Motorola Droid: The Advertising Bait and Switch</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/motorola-droid-the-advertising-bait-and-switch/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/motorola-droid-the-advertising-bait-and-switch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The commercial and the cellphone of the year are here. I was watching TV on Sunday night when every five minutes, what appeared to be an iPod commercial if you weren&#8217;t being particularly attentive would air. A very annoying one that was exactly like every other; white background, black text, Myriad Pro, and a terrible [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen King&#8217;s &#8220;Misery&#8221; to play on The Weather Channel</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/stephen-kings-misery-to-play-on-the-weather-channel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[disaster movies]]></category>
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The Weather Channel is going to start playing movies&#8230;primarily disaster flicks. In what sounds like an Onion article or a video on College Humor is actually true. With SciFi (no, I will not call it SyFy even though I just did) playing UFC fighting, MTV showing&#8230;nothing that is music, G4 playing less video games and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Wave will blow you away&#8230;probably.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/google-wave-will-blow-you-away-probably/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/google-wave-will-blow-you-away-probably/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Those pesky little rich dudes at Google are just flaunting their money left and right, in this big war with Facebook over completely controlling the internet with a hostile, almost governmental system. Both these companies are deadset on a communist rule of the internet, and they&#8217;re both doing a damn good job at it. Now, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This isn&#8217;t my Paranormal Activity review, but it&#8217;s better.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/this-isnt-my-paranormal-activity-review-but-its-better/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/this-isnt-my-paranormal-activity-review-but-its-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I have yet to write it and knowing me, I never will. But it&#8217;s good. It&#8217;s good. What do I have that is better? The two endings to the film that weren&#8217;t used, the original ending, the alternate ending, and the one that Spielberg and co. decided to reshoot and use. Blah. I love the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only could Lionsgate make a film like this.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/only-could-lionsgate-make-a-film-like-this/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/only-could-lionsgate-make-a-film-like-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Hey, we should remake The Pacifier with Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez, all the while, cutting together the worst trailer we possibly can and giving it a January release date!&#8221; &#8220;That is a great idea Mr. Siddig, aren&#8217;t we so transparent and honest about the products we release and make sweet, sweet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Katharine McPhee is a blonde now.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/katharine-mcphee-is-a-blonde-now/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/katharine-mcphee-is-a-blonde-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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McPheever post is obligatory and hasn&#8217;t happened on this site, oddly. TAS will be happy. So does this work? It&#8217;s alright. Meh. What do you think?
Related Posts:Animals can be homosexual since they don&#8217;t have brains.Obligatory Thanksgiving post.Take a picture, it will last longer.What have I done the last two days?This year&#8217;s Best Picture nominees, minimalized.]]></description>
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		<title>An RT from RT regarding South Park and kids in balloons.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/an-rt-from-rt-regarding-south-park-and-kids-in-balloons/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/an-rt-from-rt-regarding-south-park-and-kids-in-balloons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The title is confusing, I know. The first RT means re-tweet, and the second one means Rotten Tomatoes. I&#8217;m so clever. Fastness threw out a fantastic observation (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?p=16146699&#038;posted=1#post16146699) and I would put money down that he is absolutely correct. Today, in some weird I don&#8217;t know way, though I&#8217;m sure the explanation and all is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The inevitable January Taken ripoff is here.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-inevitable-january-taken-ripoff-is-here/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-inevitable-january-taken-ripoff-is-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Studios always try to make lightning strike in the same place twice, and the surprise hit Taken that Fox had in January, which still cannot be completely explained except that Liam Neeson monologuing is awesome. Warner Bros. was the studio that rose to the occasion, and this January, Taken 2: Take Harder is coming out. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bret Easton Ellis + Gus Van Sant + Suicide =</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/bret-easton-ellis-gus-van-sant-suicide/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/bret-easton-ellis-gus-van-sant-suicide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=1037</guid>
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Well, this is quite a dream team. Two men who know how to cut to the chase and get really dark and disturbing on you, Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Less Than Zero) and Gus Van Sant (Elephant, Milk) with the easiest of topics to get crazy with, suicide, means that there is a theoretically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slow news week.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/slow-news-week/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/slow-news-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[High homework week.
Related Posts:As if things could be ANY slower around here&#8230;Obama finally gets the picture.Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce.Holy shit, no new posts for an entire week?Subliminal 9 Poster?]]></description>
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		<title>How to trick God during premarital sex.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/how-to-trick-god-during-premarital-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/how-to-trick-god-during-premarital-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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(4:52:07 PM) neorye: I have this story
(4:52:19 PM) neorye: that a doctor from alabama told me a few weeks ago
(4:52:34 PM) neorye: He&#8217;s an ER doctor, and he had a patient once
(4:52:54 PM) neorye: i forgot what she was in there for, but he told the nurses to check her vagina and check for UTIs
(4:53:08 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ennui changes a man&#8230;into Steven Wright.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/ennui-changes-a-man-into-steven-wright/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/ennui-changes-a-man-into-steven-wright/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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(1:32:55 PM) Zach: provide me something to do don&#8217;t make me feel like steven wright
(1:33:03 PM) Kenny:  Masturbate
(1:33:15 PM) Zach: that would definitely make me feel like steven wright
(1:33:25 PM) Kenny:  &#8230;Try to blow yourself on webcam for me
(1:33:36 PM) Zach: that would definitely make me feel like steven wright
(1:33:52 PM) Kenny:  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to Finally Repeal &#8220;Don&#8217;t Ask, Don&#8217;t Tell&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/obama-to-finally-repeal-dont-ask-dont-tell/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/obama-to-finally-repeal-dont-ask-dont-tell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clark</dc:creator>
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Yes, folks, Obama is keeping his word on repealing this absurd policy. Perhaps the Peace Prize is giving him the kick in the pants he needs. &#8220;I appreciate that many of you don&#8217;t believe progress has come fast enough. Do not doubt the direction we are heading and the destination we will reach,&#8221; he said. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m trying to fucking grieve here!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/im-trying-to-fucking-grieve-here/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/im-trying-to-fucking-grieve-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Need comfort dick due to Michael Jackson&#8217;s death?? &#8211; m4w Then &#8220;You are not alone&#8221; Come over to my place, and i &#8220;won&#8217;t stop til you get enough&#8221; It&#8217;ll be a real &#8220;thriller&#8221;. I promise it won&#8217;t be &#8220;bad&#8221; Please be serious, as I am too. I don&#8217;t want to have to sit at home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irony, natural selection, and offending a shitton of people.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/irony-natural-selection-and-offending-a-shitton-of-people/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/irony-natural-selection-and-offending-a-shitton-of-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gun control]]></category>
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I, for the most part, am a very empathetic person. And yet, it happens that every once in a while I become my own evil twin, acting entirely misanthropic and finding humor in the misfortunes of others that are either directly caused or just heightened by their personal beliefs and actions. And while I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jason Price is one weird fluttery douchebag.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/jason-price-is-one-weird-fluttery-douchebag/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/jason-price-is-one-weird-fluttery-douchebag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Backstory: A girl on the internet (protip: NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET) starts messaging me. Introduces me to friend Nate. Friends with both of them, I was. Sir Nate was/is a cool dude, this &#8220;girl&#8221;, less so. &#8220;She&#8221; loved Zac Efron and High School Musical and was constantly going on about god knows what, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Someone summed up the Obama Nobel Peace Prize thing perfectly.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/someone-summed-up-the-obama-nobel-peace-prize-thing-perfectly/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/someone-summed-up-the-obama-nobel-peace-prize-thing-perfectly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t want to anyway, but it must be addressed, and &#8220;He became the first African-American president in a notoriously racist country, which has given hope to oppressed peoples throughout the world. While campaigning for and after winning that job, took the opportunity to tour the world expressing his ideas and beliefs about equality, race, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The kids from Arrested Development (and that Juno girl) should do NOTHING ELSE.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-kids-from-arrested-development-and-that-juno-girl-should-do-nothing-else/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-kids-from-arrested-development-and-that-juno-girl-should-do-nothing-else/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m convinced that hipsters don&#8217;t exist. I&#8217;ve been called one many times, the term is thrown around all the time and if you&#8217;re on the internet, chances are everyone hates it. As far as I&#8217;ve picked up, &#8220;hipster&#8221; is everything on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, so in conclusion, a hipster is just a well dressed white person in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Texas Chain&#8221;SAW&#8221; Massacre&#8230;oh no.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-oh-no/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-oh-no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Fuck you, Lionsgate. If you think that having Michael Bay&#8217;s Platinum Dunes studio buying up and remaking every single horror franchise to come before 1995, well, it&#8217;s when they sell them to someone worse. Since the Saw series has officially kicked itself into cruise control, to the point where they don&#8217;t even try to market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toy Story 3 trailer is online. Screw you 3D double features.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/toy-story-3-trailer-is-online-screw-you-3d-double-features/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/toy-story-3-trailer-is-online-screw-you-3d-double-features/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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You have already seen this if you saw Toy Story 1/2 in 3D in the last week or so, which you probably didn&#8217;t, but now it&#8217;s online, and while it will probably be taken down, I&#8217;ll make sure to download it and/or replenish with new videos if it gets taken down like Princess and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Which senators love rape? 30% chance yours do!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/which-senators-love-rape-30-chance-yours-do/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/which-senators-love-rape-30-chance-yours-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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So, in 2005, a woman working for Haliburton / KBR (Kellogg, Brown, Root &#8212; an engineering/construction company) was gang-raped by her co-workers in Baghdad. The company rather mishandled the situation, stuffing her in a cargo container and mishandling the rape kit performed by an Army doctor. Her contract included a clause stipulating that the sexual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As if things could be ANY slower around here&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/as-if-things-could-be-any-slower-around-here/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/as-if-things-could-be-any-slower-around-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=1000</guid>
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I guarantee that unless if cataclysmic events happen, I will not post anything else tonight, tomorrow, and probably Thursday. Friday will be a humongous day on the postavant, so will Saturday, and usually that never happens. A 3-day weekend, lots of backlogged material, a midnight screening of Paranormal Activity, a lack of homework, dinner with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First five minutes of The Princess and the Frog online.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/first-five-minutes-of-the-princess-and-the-frog-online/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/first-five-minutes-of-the-princess-and-the-frog-online/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=997</guid>
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Billy Finlay&#8217;s favorite film (I don&#8217;t care if he hasn&#8217;t seen it, it&#8217;s his favorite movie) has been covered with a veil for a long while, even though two trailers are out and everyone&#8217;s seen them. This movie is still sort of a mystery to everyone, for all the obvious reasons. It&#8217;s the first 2D [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only jews and atheists make movies in Hollywood.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/only-jews-and-atheists-make-movies-in-hollywood/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/only-jews-and-atheists-make-movies-in-hollywood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=995</guid>
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Of course, this isn&#8217;t true at all, but it might as well be. Just like only communists make movies in Hollywood and Fireproof is an anomaly and hopefully it will never be imitated ever again. Why do I bring this up? It was brought to my attention that there&#8217;s this school with a kickass film [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Star Trek: Nemesis ruined my marriage and made me addicted to crack.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/star-trek-nemesis-ruined-my-marriage-and-made-me-addicted-to-crack/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/star-trek-nemesis-ruined-my-marriage-and-made-me-addicted-to-crack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 06:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=993</guid>
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You may or may not know Tom Hardy, who was going to be the next big thing when he played the villain in Star Trek: Nemesis and is in the recently released Bronson, which I hear good things about, but one thing is for certain; he definitely should have never played the villain in Star [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abnormal Activity.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/abnormal-activity/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/abnormal-activity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=990</guid>
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Is it wrong that I feel if I don&#8217;t get the chance to see a certain movie in a packed house that I will kill myself and others and will be incredibly angry until I do? This is not a legitimate threat at all, hyperbole at its finest, I know, but the point here stands. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s mighty phallic, James Cameron.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/thats-mighty-phallic-james-cameron/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/thats-mighty-phallic-james-cameron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took me quite a while to notice this, and that&#8217;s kind of sad.

Once you see it, you can&#8217;t unsee it.
Related Posts:Epic Mickey, the best thing Disney&#8217;s done in decades.Trailer for Coen Brothers &#8216;A Serious Man&#8217;That&#8217;s one awesome looking beaver.Them Obama gals are ghetto hookers!Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce.]]></description>
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		<title>WTF: James Franco to star in &#8220;lengthy role&#8221; on General Hospital.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/wtf-james-franco-to-star-in-lengthy-role-on-general-hospital/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/wtf-james-franco-to-star-in-lengthy-role-on-general-hospital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=986</guid>
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Well, this is interesting. ABC&#8217;s General Hospital, a long running soap, is going to have James Franco in a guest role that is said to be &#8220;lengthy&#8221;, which could mean any number of things. It is definitely going to be interesting, since to my knowledge, it hasn&#8217;t really happened that a Best Actor Golden Globe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Lindsey Graham apologize for being awesome?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/will-lindsey-graham-apologize-for-being-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/will-lindsey-graham-apologize-for-being-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=984</guid>
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Lindsey Graham is awesome about 50% of the time. Half the time, he&#8217;s that &#8220;mavericky&#8221; guy that his bestie John McCain claims to be, and the other half of the time he&#8217;s the typical GOP talking pointer. This is an example of the former. Sure, he&#8217;ll probably atone like every other GOP member who talks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, you definitely look like you&#8217;re in a Michel Gondry movie.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/10/well-you-definitely-look-like-youre-in-a-michel-gondry-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/10/well-you-definitely-look-like-youre-in-a-michel-gondry-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=982</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone, meet The Green Hornet&#8230;and Kato, but who cares about that? Seth Rogen time, bebeh. Via Slashfilm via Splash News The film comes out December 2010, same day as Tron Legacy&#8230;I think I&#8217;ll be seeing that one instead of this on opening day, but let&#8217;s hope it&#8217;s good.


Related Posts:Why do awesome crap movies all have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Ratner is a weirdo.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/brett-ratner-is-a-weirdo/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/brett-ratner-is-a-weirdo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=977</guid>
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So Roman Polanski drugged and raped that 13 year old 31 years ago, Glenn Beck raped and murdered that young girl in 1990, and Brett Ratner, the guy who received his first blowjay from a tranny when he was 13, apparently lost his virginity to a paraplegic tied up to a tree. I really do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s one awesome looking beaver.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/thats-one-awesome-looking-beaver/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/thats-one-awesome-looking-beaver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=975</guid>
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The Beaver, the film Jodie Foster is directing with Mel Gibson starring is actually happening, and shooting, and&#8230;it&#8217;s awesome. Kyle Killen&#8217;s script is said to be fantastic, and had Jim Carrey and Steve Carell both expressing great interest in it as a star vehicle with a large studio bidding war over it, and it ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Light On Content: A Rant</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/light-on-content-a-rant/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/light-on-content-a-rant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=971</guid>
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Believe me, I have some perfectly good excuses explanations for this, and it&#8217;s been nagging at me. PA has been rather light on the updating lately, as I&#8217;ve spent a long time with the site up and plenty of things to post, but no energy or willpower to write them. There are a variety of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oklahoma kids aren&#8217;t so dumb after all.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/oklahoma-kids-arent-so-dumb-after-all/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/oklahoma-kids-arent-so-dumb-after-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=969</guid>
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However, pollster organization Strategic Vision certainly is. Leave it to FiveThirtyEight&#8217;s Nate Silver to tear down this &#8220;polling service&#8221; not once, not twice, but three times after they ran that story about how only a small fraction of Oklahoma high school students knew who the first President of the United States was. Of course, there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steven Wright, the heckler.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/steven-wright-the-heckler/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/steven-wright-the-heckler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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What happens when you try to compare postyvent to The Diary of Anne Frank? You get South Carolina lollercaust Steven Wright, who&#8217;s little anonymous trolling on Facebook turned into one big debacle of long winded AIM conversation that defines what this site is and what it isn&#8217;t. He proved my point though about what my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spain to Provide &#8220;Abortion On Demand&#8221; Service</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/spain-to-provide-abortion-on-demand-service/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/spain-to-provide-abortion-on-demand-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clark</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=962</guid>
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Much like cable and satellite companies have an &#8220;On Demand&#8221; service for movies and TV shows, Spain will be allowing abortions for any and all women 16 and up. The current law only allows abortion if the woman was raped, if the fetus has genetic defects or if the health of the mother is in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-nicest-thing-anyone-has-ever-said-to-me/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-nicest-thing-anyone-has-ever-said-to-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=959</guid>
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&#8220;I don&#8217;t know if I have anything to say that&#8217;ll fit your idea of a &#8220;good&#8221; honesty box message, but whatever. You&#8217;re a total elitist son of a bitch but you pull it off with such panache (yeah I used fuckin&#8217; panache) that I can&#8217;t possibly consider it to be a bad thing. You&#8217;re one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I will never buy Windows 7 because of this.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-will-never-buy-windows-7-because-of-this/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-will-never-buy-windows-7-because-of-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It is very possible that I may have found the worst video to ever be made by a major corporation. Microsoft, bless their hearts, have made a 6 minute advertisement for Windows 7 pushing their idea of having grassroots launch parties for the release of the new operating system, like Barack Obama supporters having grassroots [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Since Liz prodded for it, Mackenzie Phillips.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/since-liz-prodded-for-it-mackenzie-phillips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=955</guid>
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&#8220;So, scandal-loving person that you are, I&#8217;m surprised that postavant.com has nothing about Mackenzie Phillips and her 10-year-incest streak with her dad.&#8221; was just sent to me via AIM (my sn is zach zealous, in case if anyone wants to IM me). And now I feel like I have to talk about it, even though [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A film blogger bitchslap extravaganza!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/a-film-blogger-bitchslap-extravaganza/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/a-film-blogger-bitchslap-extravaganza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=953</guid>
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The one thing I&#8217;ve absolutely adored since starting up postavant in June is how it&#8217;s encouraged me to become an avid reader of so many other blogs and podcasts, and just how much of a small world the internet is. When you post something, other people are going to read it, and everyone is reading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garrett has better Facebook lulz than I do.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/garrett-has-better-facebook-lulz-than-i-do/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/garrett-has-better-facebook-lulz-than-i-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click it to read it.

Related Posts:The Fantastic Mr. Fox looks fantastic.Yes, I understand it&#8217;s esoteric.Imageshack Got HackedGlenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.I promised to serenade you&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The hollywood commies speak out for private insurance.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-hollywood-commies-speak-out-for-private-insurance/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-hollywood-commies-speak-out-for-private-insurance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=946</guid>
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If you&#8217;re Jon Hamm, Will Ferrell, Linda Cardellini, Masi Oka, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Donald Faison, Masi Oka, Ben Garant or Jordana Spiro, you understand the plight of the private insurance companies in this healthcare debate. Proof that not all Hollywood types are liberal commie bastards. John Wayne was wrong! Video after the jump.

Protect Insurance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scott Baio&#8217;s best work.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/scott-baios-best-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=944</guid>
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This thing is going to have 7 million views by tomorrow, but it has 70,000 at the time I post. Just, wow.
Related Posts:WTF: TweetcraftBox Office Predictions for July 24-263 Million People Want To Know&#8230;Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.Scott Pilgrim has wrapped shooting!]]></description>
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		<title>The gay gene has been found, and it&#8217;s on Facebook.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-gay-gene-has-been-found-and-its-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=942</guid>
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Leave it to people at MIT to completely blow the minds of everyone ever. They have, if their trials are correct, have found the icebreaker of icebreakers, the slander of all ultimate slanders, the dramanuke of dramanukes, the ability to use Facebook and algorithmically discover the sexuality of every person on it. There&#8217;s no way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Some people can be SO intolerant, it DISGUSTS me!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/some-people-can-be-so-intolerant-it-disgusts-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=939</guid>
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Carrie Prejean, you ignorant slut. You&#8217;re intolerant. You&#8217;re disgusting. Congratulations, you&#8217;re proud for being a terrible human being in the name of God, &#8220;standing up for him&#8221; just so your little prejudice and desire to keep rights away from people. Yes, I&#8217;m going to attack you and everyone else will. You aren&#8217;t brave, you aren&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;All porn is homosexual porn.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/all-porn-is-homosexual-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=937</guid>
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Family values people are just so awesome. In their world, Jesus was a white capitalist wunderkind (protip: he was a stinky brown communist), and any of the crazy stuff that they hear at the Value Voters Summit (where Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee and bla bla bla have all spoken this week) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama finally gets the picture.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/obama-finally-gets-the-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It may be too little too late, but Obama (and his &#8220;going on every news show that isn&#8217;t hosted by that dickface Chris Wallace&#8221; plan today) finally gets it. The public option must be pushed and it doesn&#8217;t matter if the Republicans don&#8217;t want to help it get there. Lieberman may be trying to say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>District 9 Offends Nigeria</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/district-9-offends-nigeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clark</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=929</guid>
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So, apparently Nigeria is offended by how the film District 9 portrays its people. Information Minister Dora Akunyili says the film portrays Nigerians as cannibals, criminals and prostitutes. Eugene Khumbanyiwa, who plays the gang leader in the film, defends the film by saying that Nigerians weren&#8217;t the only ones portrayed negatively in the film. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>77% of Oklahoma HS Students Can&#8217;t Name the First President</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/77-of-oklahoma-hs-students-cant-name-the-first-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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&#8230;and if an article posted by Channel 9 in Oklahoma City is to be believed, apparently Arizona doesn&#8217;t do much better in this regard. Somehow I am not shocked, and yet, I am. The Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs commissioned this survey to recognize Constitution Day, and had no idea that this was going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Leno is going down faster than Kanye&#8217;s mom after plastic surgery.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/jay-leno-is-going-down-faster-than-kanyes-mom-after-plastic-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The Jay Leno Show was exactly the big mistake that I thought it would be, and NBC is going to have to live with it for a long time. The show is dropping like a rock, nobody cares, and nobody likes the idea. It doesn&#8217;t jive at all, and its failing in every way possible. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proofreading is crucial.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/proofreading-is-crucial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=920</guid>
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I quote something I find funny. I make sure to cite it. I then post it somewhere else while engaging myself in a big long rant that I posted without proofreading and just went on and on and on. As far as I know as my head is spinning with incoherent word vomit, I cite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange things are afoot at the Silver Cinema 8.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/strange-things-are-afoot-at-the-silver-cinema-8/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/strange-things-are-afoot-at-the-silver-cinema-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s fun to live in Phoenix, because while it isn&#8217;t a major or particularly sophisticated market by any means (we don&#8217;t get indies or anything of worth that isn&#8217;t on more than 2000 screens, most of the time), we get the dumping ground films by the dozen. We got Killshot, we got Fanboys (which is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I know what Josh has been looking up.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-know-what-josh-has-been-looking-up/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-know-what-josh-has-been-looking-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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From the statistics data from our Intervention episode comes this little gem of highlighted goodness. You perverts.

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		<title>Rush Limbaugh wants to segregate school buses.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/rush-limbaugh-wants-to-segregate-school-buses/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/rush-limbaugh-wants-to-segregate-school-buses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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A few days ago, President Jimmy Carter made a controversial statement that a lot of Obama&#8217;s opposition, including Joe Wilson&#8217;s &#8220;YOU LIE!&#8221; were in the end, centered around racism. Limbaugh and co. made the argument that Carter was saying that &#8220;IF YOU OPPOSE HIM YOU&#8217;RE A RACIST OMG.&#8221;, which most of us could believe if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the 4th of July in 2011, Universal presents&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/on-the-4th-of-july-in-2011-universal-presents/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/on-the-4th-of-july-in-2011-universal-presents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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A film by Peter Berg that should never exist ever ever ever. Why am I not coming out and saying it? Because it&#8217;s just depressing.
That film is Battleship. Yes, Battleship. This Battleship. THIS HAS NO POTENTIAL AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
There&#8217;s no other way to say it. None. I can&#8217;t even muster anything up to say. The Hasbro [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flaming Lips to Stream New Album on Colbert Website?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/flaming-lips/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/flaming-lips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hobo</dc:creator>
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A number of websites are reporting that Oklahoma rock band The Flaming Lips will be making their new double album,  Embryonic, available on The Colbert Show website after appearing on the show tonight. And to think I was excited to see the interview.
The album will be available on the site until Sept. 21ist. But, to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(Toy Story) 3?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/toy-story-3/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/toy-story-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=899</guid>
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After we&#8217;ve had an animated movie come out called &#8220;9&#8243;, am I the only one who thinks that this is possibly TOO VAGUE? I mean, it&#8217;s usually the letters that are recognizable in the logo. People&#8217;ll figure it out because of the tagline, most people anyway, but&#8230;interesting, Disney, interesting. This could very well be some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Demand Paranormal Activity comes to Phoenix!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/demand-paranormal-activity-comes-to-phoenix/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/demand-paranormal-activity-comes-to-phoenix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=896</guid>
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Or of course you could do it for where you live too, but this is my blog, and I care about me more than everything else. Go to DemandIt (http://eventful.com/paranormalactivity) and then follow the instructions and make sure to demand it in Phoenix. There&#8217;s&#8230;8 Demand-ers right now, while LA has over 50. We must remedy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>50 years later, America keeps being shameful!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/50-years-later-america-keeps-being-shameful/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/50-years-later-america-keeps-being-shameful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=887</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1959: (RACE MIXING IS COMMUNISM)
2009: (&#8230;WHATEVER OBAMA IS DOING THAT THEY THINK IS COMMUNISM IS COMMUNISM)
Related Posts:Laugh with me! Feel the abject terror too!The elephant in the room.Want to work at Best Buy? Better be popular on Twitter.Obama plans to brainwash your children.The Fantastic Mr. Antichrist]]></description>
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		<title>I think I&#8217;m on Kanye&#8217;s side here.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-think-im-on-kanyes-side-here/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-think-im-on-kanyes-side-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=882</guid>
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I like everyone else is dedicating far too much time to this stupid childish bullpucky over Kanye West&#8217;s Dramanuke at the MTV Video Music Awards, where he took the microphone to give props to Beyonce, who lost to Taylor Swift in the Best Female Video category, saying that Beyonce &#8220;had one of the best videos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time is a bitch.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/time-is-a-bitch/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/time-is-a-bitch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=878</guid>
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They&#8217;re both dead. Vaya Con Dios, Bodhi.
 Patrick Swayze &#8211; Chippendale  by tressage
&#8220;YO PATRICK SWAYZE I KNOW U JUST DIED &#038; ALL &#038; IMMA LET U FINISH, IMMA LET U FINISH, BUT MICHAEL JACKSON&#8217;S DEATH WAS THE BEST ONE THIS YEAR&#8221;
Related Posts:Everything you need to know about the VMAs.The biggest idiot of all time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If one Facebook user jumped off a bridge&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/if-one-facebook-user-jumped-off-a-bridge/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/if-one-facebook-user-jumped-off-a-bridge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=876</guid>
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Apparently six million people would follow you. There is this cool application called Fan Check, which analyzes a lot of details with wall posts, status replies, chat logs, etc. and determines who are your &#8220;biggest fans&#8221; on your profile. It was cool, until a bunch of hackers decided to use it to their benefit by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama calls Kanye West a &#8220;jackass&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/obama-calls-kanye-west-a-jackass/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/obama-calls-kanye-west-a-jackass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=873</guid>
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If this Kanye West/Video Music Awards (a completely worthless &#8220;awards show&#8221;, like, really?)/Taylor Swift thing wasn&#8217;t blown up enough, well, it&#8217;s reached its peak. And no, not because I made a keyboard cat video of it. The President of the United States, Barack Obama, commented on it off the record in a CNBC interview, according [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruce Campbell is Mysterio?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/bruce-campbell-is-mysterio/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/bruce-campbell-is-mysterio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hobo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=869</guid>
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Just when I thought I had lost all hope for the Spiderman franchise, they do the most awesome thing anyone could possibly do. That&#8217;s right, they gave Bruce Campbell a major role in the newest movie (if you weren&#8217;t thinking that was the most awesome thing possible, you should really watch more Campbell movies).
The master [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything you need to know about the VMAs.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-vmas/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-vmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Play Taylor Swift out, keyboard cat! &#8211; watch more funny videos
If the video doesn&#8217;t work that is your fault.
Related Posts:The hollywood commies speak out for private insurance.Avatar Trailer #2The biggest idiot of all time ever and yeah?Lou Dobbs quits CNN.Ah, grody.]]></description>
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		<title>A Movie to Take Your Parents to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/lifeduringwartime/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/lifeduringwartime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hobo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=856</guid>
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Todd Solondz, the self-proclaimed king of awkwardness and dysfunction, is back in the game with a new movie that seems rather like an 11 year late sequel to Happiness. For those of you that have had the pleasure (displeasure?) of seeing Happiness, you can safely assume that this would be a hilarious good time for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am douchetacular.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-am-douchetacular/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-am-douchetacular/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Related Posts:Animals can be homosexual since they don&#8217;t have brains.This year&#8217;s Best Picture nominees, minimalized.Imageshack Got HackedWhat have I done the last two days?Ilford XP2 vs. School Film]]></description>
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		<title>The elephant in the room.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-elephant-in-the-room/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-elephant-in-the-room/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=850</guid>
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This brave man walked through the anti-health care crowd with his large poster and was immediately set upon by the crowd. One person spit on him, while others pushed and tried to grab his flag until the police intervened. Most of the crowd around him turned on him like rabid dogs, yelling epithets and things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laugh with me! Feel the abject terror too!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/laugh-with-me-feel-the-abject-terror-too/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/laugh-with-me-feel-the-abject-terror-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Thief. Not thieve. Thief. Holy shitballs. Also yes, this is a photo album of crazy.

Yes, MSNBC and NBC are two different companies. Yep. Every news outlet except Fox is pushing Obama&#8217;s propaganda. Have any of these people ever WATCHED any of these networks?

Pretty sure the confederates didn&#8217;t write the constitution.

Get it? They&#8217;re killing grammy!

Unnecessary quotation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest GOP Lie I Think I&#8217;ve Ever Seen.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-greatest-gop-lie-i-think-ive-ever-seen/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-greatest-gop-lie-i-think-ive-ever-seen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Michelle Malkin and Glenn Beck Beck are claiming &#8220;2 Million&#8221; turned out and all the blogs are parroting it&#8230;.but wait! Maybe the right wing nutters aren&#8217;t so crazy! They have the photo to prove it! EDIT: FOX NEWS REPORTS 2 MILLION AT 9/12 EVENT, NATION PARK REPORTS 70,000, USA TODAY, OTHER OUTLETS REPORT &#8220;TENS OF [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mother finds long lost son, rapes him.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/mother-finds-long-lost-son-rapes-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Unlike the story below that is indeed a joke, as you would have guessed, this story is actually true, and is just as disturbing as the title would make you believe. In the interest of full disclosure, immature boy moments say that I have to state the fact that she&#8217;s pretty hot. I&#8217;d let her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hurricane Katrina was an inside job.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/hurricane-katrina-was-an-inside-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Poster Quite-Gone Genie at Rotten Tomatoes has ran the numbers and has passed the logic test with this startling discovery: Hurricane Katrina was indeed an inside job. The evidence is overwhelming. Do you trust your Government? These were the guys who were behind 9/11! They drowned a major city, and had the audacity to blame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cheapest Muppets Movie Ever Made</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-cheapest-muppets-movie-ever-made/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=823</guid>
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It&#8217;s been known for a while that Jason Segel, after capturing the hearts of America with Dracula&#8217;s Lament and the rest of his Dracula puppet musical, was trying to get a new Muppets film off the ground. At D23, it was made official that The Cheapest Muppets Movie Ever Made (yes, that&#8217;s the title) is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only in America can this be &#8220;too controversial&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/only-in-america-can-this-be-too-controversial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It is worth noting before I begin on my post y vent that the most recent polling done by Gallup indicates that only 39% of Americans believe in evolution. This of course means that the majority of Americans do not believe in science while simultaneously believing in omnipotent cloud people. I have very little beef [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Del Toro and Disney Double Dare You</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/del-toro-and-disney-double-dare-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=817</guid>
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Say that ten times fast. Guillermo Del Toro hinted a week ago or so that he had a super secret project and that it had to do with the letter &#8220;D&#8221;, and speculation went rampant. I didn&#8217;t post about it because with the exception of Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth, the guy hasn&#8217;t made anything even remotely good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Takers, starring every rapper in existence and Paul Walker.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/takers-starring-every-rapper-in-existence-and-paul-walker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Well, this is unfortunate. Someone decided to throw $20 million dollars at getting T.I., Chris Brown (with bitchslapping hand on full display), and the inclusion of Idris Elba (stop doing crappy movies you&#8217;re better than that), Matt Dillon (stop doing crappy movies you&#8217;re better than that), Paul Walker (stop doing crappy movies you&#8217;re better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Your Consideration &#8211; Watchmen</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/for-your-consideration-watchmen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m bored tonight.

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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/pirates-of-the-caribbean-on-stranger-tides/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=808</guid>
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That is the title. That is real. That&#8217;s actually happening. Rob Marshall is directing and Zac Efron is starring. This may be the worst movie ever made. The levels of male estrogen&#8230;Orlando Bloom&#8217;s balls seem five sizes bigger today. That&#8217;s all you need to know, that&#8217;s all I ever have to tell you, no need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen interviews Barack Obama, is a looney.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/charlie-sheen-interviews-barack-obama-is-a-looney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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From the man who called Denise Richards a &#8220;ni99er&#8221; comes the dossier of dossiers. Someone let Charlie Sheen interview President Obama, Alex Jones, actually, that weirdo who&#8217;s made all those crazy documentaries all these years, most recently that shockingly entertaining The Obama Deception, which is just as retarded as all the anti-Bush stuff he put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Captain Kirk teaches us how to properly kiss a woman.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/captain-kirk-teaches-us-how-to-properly-kiss-a-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve learned something today.

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		<title>A match not made in heaven.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/a-match-not-made-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Possibly my most anticipated film for 2009, Todd Solondz&#8217; Life During Wartime, a quasi-sequel to Happiness, is looking to be quite awesome. The early word is that it is top form Solondz and this five minute featurette that has been put on Youtube clinches that this is definitely going to be one of the year&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why do awesome crap movies all have Repo in the title?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/why-do-awesome-crap-movies-all-have-repo-in-the-title/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Last year, Darren Lynn Bousman&#8217;s Repo! The Genetic Opera was about as awesome as it possibly could have been with the level of studio interference Lionsgate imposed on it, even though it was a disaster on all fronts. It&#8217;s so bad it&#8217;s good it&#8217;s bad it&#8217;s good. I love it and not because it&#8217;s just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>With the 10 year anniversary of the Dreamcast&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/with-the-10-year-anniversary-of-the-dreamcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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An indie game company is announcing that they&#8217;re releasing a new game for the Dreamcast! While the Xbox and the Gamecube have not received any attention from developers since they&#8217;ve revealed new formats (the PS2 is still thriving&#8230;for some reason), this is the first release for Sega&#8217;s last console in years, even though it&#8217;s sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Dynamite is Up in the Air</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/black-dynamite-is-up-in-the-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m sorry for the terrible title pun, but I didn&#8217;t want to make two posts about two trailers (and a clip), so pardon me for doing what every other person of no worth does. Black Dynamite, the Michael Jai White blaxploitation homage (which looks AWESOME) has released it&#8217;s first actual trailer after Apparition picked the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senator Stormy Daniels?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/senator-stormy-daniels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Louisiana government has been rather interesting to me lately, with Lord Heart Surgeon&#8217;s fail of a speech tonight (I don&#8217;t want to talk about the healthcare speech, it&#8217;s a hot button, and I wish I tweeted it as I watched, but I didn&#8217;t. Computer was hardly working. Much work to be done.), Bobby Jindal crashing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is EXACTLY what it looks like.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/this-is-exactly-what-it-looks-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The not-yet approved Australian poster for Antichrist pretty much sums up the film entirely. It&#8217;s brash, it&#8217;s gratuitous, it&#8217;s unsubtle, and it&#8217;s a more competently produced version of the first Saw in the way that it&#8217;s got some great ideas there. This poster looks ripped from the Saw annual poster mix, but the inclusion of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My site is broken.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/my-site-is-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/my-site-is-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like, really broken.
Related Posts:Panic at the Disco breaks up, Zach LOLs.The Slammin&#8217; Salmon is finally coming to theaters.I apologize for having ads on the site.List of 2009 Films I&#8217;ve Seen (as of July 23)Joe the Proponent of Abuse Towards Women]]></description>
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		<title>Wall Street 2 sounds sooooooo bad.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/wall-street-2-sounds-sooooooo-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/wall-street-2-sounds-sooooooo-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=773</guid>
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It&#8217;s understood that filmmakers jumping all over Wall Street and the economic woes of modern America was going to happen, and it&#8217;s especially understood that Oliver Stone, the untalented opportunist he has become, was going to jump all over it. I groaned when I heard of Wall Street 2 (now titled Money Never Sleeps) existing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Lieberman&#8217;s As Slimey As Ever</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/joe-liebermans-as-slimey-as-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/joe-liebermans-as-slimey-as-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=770</guid>
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Democrats and Republicans can all find common ground on at least one issue, and one that&#8217;s pretty decisive is that Joe Lieberman is for the lack of a better word, an asshole. He embodies everything that each side finds wrong with politics and all at the same time, and anyone willing to be seen with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abstinence, and God hates you.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/abstinence-and-god-hates-you/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/abstinence-and-god-hates-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=766</guid>
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Last night I was having a discussion over what defines the stereotypical archetype of a typical teenage girl. This conversation jumped around every which way reaching from Jonas Brothers to Hamburger Phones, but just like every conversation involving teenage girls in 2009, it all gets back to that goddamn misogynistic sparkly vampire, Edward Cullen. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I apologize for having ads on the site.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-apologize-for-having-ads-on-the-site/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-apologize-for-having-ads-on-the-site/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=764</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[But dude, isn&#8217;t it hilarious to see Newt Gingrich/Ann Coulter newsletter ads and other assorted conservative bullpucky on a site that is a cesspool of liberalism?
Related Posts:Let me spoil Orphan for you.Spain to Provide &#8220;Abortion On Demand&#8221; ServiceWith one week on the web, the reviews of POSTAVANT are in.I&#8217;m too lazy for good zombie partying.This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Green Just Pwned Your Ass.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/john-green-just-pwned-your-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/john-green-just-pwned-your-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=759</guid>
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While I don&#8217;t really agree with EVERYTHING on display in this really purdy typography experiment that someone did for VlogBrother John Green and his big public option healthcare rant, it is clear that he just about did beat the ideological shit out of the right without ever mentioning anyone by name and never addressing anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, I understand it&#8217;s esoteric.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/yes-i-understand-its-esoteric/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/yes-i-understand-its-esoteric/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Related Posts:Garrett has better Facebook lulz than I do.Imageshack Got HackedTime is a bitch.Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.Nate and I have made the best gif&#8230;ever.]]></description>
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		<title>Jason Reitman&#8217;s Frequent Flier Miles</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/jason-reitmans-frequent-flier-miles/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/jason-reitmans-frequent-flier-miles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=755</guid>
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Everyone knows I adore the hell out of Juno, and I don&#8217;t have to tell you any more about why. It&#8217;s more or less the best film of the last two years and it&#8217;s hard for me to deny any different, and it pains me to see how many people, both on the love and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capitalism: A Venice Love Story</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/capitalism-a-venice-love-story/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/capitalism-a-venice-love-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=752</guid>
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The two hot button films on everyone&#8217;s radar today are Capitalism: A Love Story, Michael Moore&#8217;s sure-to-be-hot documentary which comes out next month, and Up in the Air, the new Jason Reitman flick that I will talk about in a minute. The BP nomination that InContention keeps throwing out there (yeah&#8230;) seems to be, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retroviral Videos</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/retroviral-videos/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/retroviral-videos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=749</guid>
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Matt Shapiro, creator of 2008: The Cinescape has started a website of particular significance. A documentary series on South Africa, more specifically the AIDS/HIV crisis, Retroviral Videos (clever title, eh) is currently updating regularly with 2-5 minute long videos that I have to say, have quite a bit of visual flair. I expect these to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Tran Answers Your Questions!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/dr-tran-answers-your-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/dr-tran-answers-your-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=746</guid>
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Okay, this series just keeps getting better. I keep saying that Dr. Tran is the best web series currently in existence, and I keep getting this opinion reinforced with each episode. Watch them in sequential order and the way the &#8220;plot&#8221; develops, the way these things all fit together is just epic from a storytelling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Running Boy.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-running-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-running-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=742</guid>
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While I have all these distorted Facebook pictures from my summer Europe excursion, none of them are high quality resolution and I haven&#8217;t really bothered to make any high quality print-worthy images. Just too time consuming, I guess. Anyway, I looked through those album folders again and I found an image I forgot I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tweetpeats, or how Fox manages to annoy me even more.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/tweetpeats-or-how-fox-manages-to-annoy-me-even-more/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/tweetpeats-or-how-fox-manages-to-annoy-me-even-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=739</guid>
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Someone at Fox should be ashamed of the idea of &#8220;tweetpeats&#8221;, which they did with Fringe and Glee this week. The idea was that they have cast tweets and such throughout the show in humongous multicolored dialogue boxes that took up the whole screen, like watching a music video with little blurbs of info if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>King Spencer Pratt. I throw up.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/king-spencer-pratt-i-throw-up/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/king-spencer-pratt-i-throw-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=737</guid>
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I still don&#8217;t know who the hell Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are, other than the fact that they&#8217;re Lauren Conrad&#8217;s whore friends who are famous for being famous on some reality show, constantly strutting around being doorknobs. But this&#8230;this takes the cake for the funniest, most narcissistic piece of crap of the year so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Franken is good at this senate thing apparently.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/al-franken-is-good-at-this-senate-thing-apparently/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/al-franken-is-good-at-this-senate-thing-apparently/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=734</guid>
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Today on The Rachel Maddow Show, guest host Ana Marie Cox pointed out something that isn&#8217;t getting much media attention. A video of Al Fraken speaking to a group of tea partiers about healthcare, and it wasn&#8217;t a dumb freakshow. These people had legitimate questions, because Franken made them. He would answer them with facts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook: Where Surprise Parties Go To Die</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/facebook-where-surprise-parties-go-to-die/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/facebook-where-surprise-parties-go-to-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m at a loss for words, Sammi. lololol
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		<title>The People of Walmart.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-people-of-walmart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Last night, I had to run around the newly-renovated Walmart a few miles away to find a TI-84 for my math class that ended up being extremely helpful today (though Andrew&#8217;s tutoring ability saved me from what may have been a disaster. Wish his sick ass wasn&#8217;t though, since I got one for sure wrong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I guess we don&#8217;t need Neill Blomkamp anymore.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-guess-we-dont-need-neill-blomkamp-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-guess-we-dont-need-neill-blomkamp-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=726</guid>
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For a Halo movie. Sure, the studios screwed him over and now he doesn&#8217;t want to do it, but 2-time Cannes Grand Prix winner Rupert Sanders made this commercial for the upcoming Halo 3: ODST and&#8230;it looks better than Blomkamp&#8217;s Halo shorts, in my opinion. Shot in Budapest, this commercial is all live-action, looks really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I want you in Washington forever, Bachmann.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-want-you-in-washington-forever-bachmann/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/i-want-you-in-washington-forever-bachmann/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Michele, Michele, Michele, you crazy human being. You think the liberals want you to go away because you&#8217;re going to be the first woman president and that we&#8217;re taking our country back and blah blah blah just shut up. Fact is Michele, you make no sense, and I want you around, I want you in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take a picture, it will last longer.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/take-a-picture-it-will-last-longer/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/take-a-picture-it-will-last-longer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=720</guid>
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postavant is going under the knife at the moment, with a brand new layout and scheme. I got tired of this one after two months only because widgets tend to not work at all or work very badly, and I just couldn&#8217;t have that any longer as I try to make the site grow in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama plans to brainwash your children.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/obama-plans-to-brainwash-your-children/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/obama-plans-to-brainwash-your-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Okay, now this is just getting tiresome and most of all, unprecedented. Obama is having a 20-minute broadcast to every school in America on Tuesday, September 8th, and from the sound of it, it&#8217;s going to be worthless, harmless, and just some inspirational hooplah. I remember watching George W. Bush a few times in grade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can movie advertisements get any more retarded?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/can-movie-advertisements-get-any-more-retarded/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/can-movie-advertisements-get-any-more-retarded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I know that a Neveldine/Taylor movie about a video game where you control inmates in a fight to the death will be absolutely terrible, it&#8217;s an inevitability that I cannot deny, despite the fact that you clearly have Michael C. Hall doing a dance number. It does figure that the ad campaign features something so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is this iPod Touch ripoff bullpucky?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/what-is-this-ipod-touch-ripoff-bullpucky/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/what-is-this-ipod-touch-ripoff-bullpucky/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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WHAT IS THAT?
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		<title>Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/glenn-beck-raped-a-girl-in-1990/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/glenn-beck-raped-a-girl-in-1990/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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At least that is what http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ would lead you to believe. A FARK meme, this whole thing is something that I will believe no matter how much truth their is to it. If you read after the jump, someone stated perfectly why this is indeed a real thing that should be taken seriously despite all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(1020) Days of Braces</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/1020-days-of-braces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=702</guid>
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Mind blown? It should be. Fun fact: No facial photoshopping. First time I have ever been able to say that. Amazing. No Garrett, you cannot see the pixels. I&#8217;ve heard so far that 1. I look like a woman and 2. I look like I&#8217;m from a David Lynch film. I agree with both.
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		<title>MacGruber and Kick-Ass on the same day?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/macgruber-and-kick-ass-on-the-same-day/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/macgruber-and-kick-ass-on-the-same-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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They better not be by the time it comes out, but apparently right now, Lionsgate has scheduled Kick-Ass for April 16th, the same day that MacGruber is scheduled, Jorma Taccone&#8217;s directorial debut. Someone wasn&#8217;t really thinking with this one, as both these movies are apparently 1. entirely frakking profane and 2. fit to a specific [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gabrielle Union is on meth with neo-nazis?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/gabrielle-union-is-on-meth-with-neo-nazis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Now that I have your attention, allow me to tell you a fascinating story about a bridge.
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		<title>Did anything go right with &#8216;The Informers&#8217;?</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/did-anything-go-right-with-the-informers/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/did-anything-go-right-with-the-informers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=696</guid>
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It seems like NOTHING went right with the adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis&#8217; The Informers, a movie based off a book from an author with a great track record in regards to adaptations. Less Than Zero&#8217;s failure aside, The Rules of Attraction and American Psycho were both critically gushed over and the latter has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The GOP is now a blood sacrificing cult.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/the-gop-is-now-a-blood-sacrificing-cult/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=693</guid>
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Literally. Like, really, truly, actually, completely. The most progressive (into the ground) member of the House of Representative, Minnesota congresswoman and bonafide crazy person Michele Bachmann has thrown down the funniest thing I&#8217;ve heard in the healthcare debacle. The woman has gone outright biblical and it&#8217;s awesome. It&#8217;s AWESOME.
In summation, republicans need to &#8220;slit their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>College and Facebook: Couldn&#8217;t Be More True</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/college-and-facebook-couldnt-be-more-true/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/09/college-and-facebook-couldnt-be-more-true/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
Related Posts:A dash of Despicable SaltLou Dobbs quits CNN.The biggest idiot of all time ever and yeah?Ah, grody.Everything you need to know about the VMAs.]]></description>
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		<title>Technologically Impaired Duck re. Pandora</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/09/technologically-impaired-duck-re-pandora/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I have a doozie of a story to tell you, one in which I would really appreciate your comments, especially if you are technologically inclined (moreso than I, which as far as this story goes, I&#8217;m Mark Harmon, the greatest man to ever live). This is definitely a topic in which I need seconded, thirded, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First look at what the Smurfs are going to look like.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/first-look-at-what-the-smurfs-are-going-to-look-like/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/first-look-at-what-the-smurfs-are-going-to-look-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Apparently, they&#8217;re going to look like total crap. Raja Gosnell&#8217;s CGI Smurfs film (do they procreate lol donnie darko wut) is coming in December 2010 and is probably going to pull an Alvin and the Chimpunks (I&#8217;m so excited, I really am). But yeah, these things look like gummy bear garbage. See what the CGI [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Non-Pastor Steven Anderson Strikes Again!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/non-pastor-steven-anderson-strikes-again/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/non-pastor-steven-anderson-strikes-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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A few days I reported on Tempe &#8220;Pastor&#8221; Steven Anderson, who is totally gung-ho for a homosexual genocide, and it seems like not he&#8217;s suddenly gotten into the national spotlight, because he and his &#8220;congregation&#8221; is praying for Obama to get a brain tumor. He doesn&#8217;t condone of murder (bullshit), but yeah, a brain tumor. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>500 Days of Sanford</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/500-days-of-sanford/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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This is a campaign ad from governor candidate Dwight Drake, who will be receiving a blank check (endorsed) as a campaign contribution by me and everyone else who finds this hilarious. And yes, this is hilarious.
Related Posts:Ghostbusters (1954) trailer.3 Million People Want To Know&#8230;The epitome of cute has arrived.Josh Duhamel was correct.Glenn Beck&#8217;s freakout, remixed.]]></description>
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		<title>These guys created Avatar: The Last Airbender</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/these-guys-created-avatar-the-last-airbender/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/these-guys-created-avatar-the-last-airbender/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Let that sink in.
Related Posts:The creators of Delgo are suing.AVATAR tonight, which means MORE DELGO!I guess we don&#8217;t need Neill Blomkamp anymore.Avatar Trailer is online!Some Guts, Probably Not Any Glory: My Oscar Nomination Predictions]]></description>
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		<title>Animals can be homosexual since they don&#8217;t have brains.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/animals-can-be-homosexual-since-they-dont-have-brains/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/animals-can-be-homosexual-since-they-dont-have-brains/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Or what may possibly be the best religious debate I have EVER taken part in.










I&#8217;m so going to hell.
EDIT #1: First response to come in. Don&#8217;t expect many more to come thus I&#8217;m not going to Photoshop them up.
Jeremy Lentz
I love you Cheyenne but you are completely wrong in so many ways. I personally know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oligarh</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/oligarh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Add one letter and you get Oligarhy&#8230;that&#8217;s pronounced Oligarchy.
Related Posts:3 Million People Want To Know&#8230;The epitome of cute has arrived.Kat Dennings&#8217; Youtube is pretty amusing.WTF: TweetcraftZombie Dixie Carter!]]></description>
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		<title>The Cult of Gabe Toro</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-cult-of-gabe-toro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Having a Facebook group about you that&#8217;s admin-approved only all about you? Damn, and I thought I was a narcissist. If you read this, I am Fabfunk. And when you respond to this because you will, I am obsessed with you, Gabriel. I mean, The Road would be on DVD already if it weren&#8217;t for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scott Pilgrim has wrapped shooting!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/scott-pilgrim-has-wrapped-shooting/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/scott-pilgrim-has-wrapped-shooting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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With the exception of the actual Scott Pilgrim Movie Blog, I strive to make PA the number two source of every Scott Pilgrim related tidbit imaginable, because I&#8217;m just that much of an obsessive whore. And to the good news of everyone, shooting has finally wrapped on the project, and now the real fun can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain the new Ted Kennedy? No. Just no.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/john-mccain-the-new-ted-kennedy-no-just-no/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/john-mccain-the-new-ted-kennedy-no-just-no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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After the death of Senator Ted Kennedy, what started with Cynthia Tucker from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is now becoming a full fledged Washington meme, that John McCain, former Presidential candidate and spineless conformist, is being played up as &#8220;the new Ted Kennedy&#8221;, being the Washington Maverick who takes charge of everything. If he started acting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mad about Reading Rainbow? Blame Bush.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/mad-about-reading-rainbow-blame-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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It is understandable that with the cancellation of Reading Rainbow after over 70 years, 20 years on PBS, some of year are asking who it is that they must kill to get the show back on the air. NPR laid out the whole situation and this left-wing propaganda site has determined based on their evidence, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Windows Movie Maker sucks, or my Brick trailer.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/windows-movie-maker-sucks-or-my-brick-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Brick (2006) Green Band Trailer from Zach Heltzel on Vimeo.
Trying for practice, rushed it, it&#8217;s terrible, yeah.
Related Posts:Toy Story 3 trailer is online. Screw you 3D double features.The biggest idiot of all time ever and yeah?Fox inevitably tears down the dollhouse.Lou Dobbs quits CNN.A dash of Despicable Salt]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I have terrible taste.&#8221; says some bear.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/i-have-terrible-taste-says-some-bear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Top 20 of 2008/2009 (so far). Yeah.
1. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
2. Cloverfield (2008)
3. Speed Racer (2008)
4. Adventureland (2009)
5. Wendy and Lucy (2008)
6. The Brothers Bloom (2009)
7. Moon (2009)
8. Synecdoche, New York (2008)
9. Rachel Getting Married (2008)
10. (500) Days of Summer (2009)
11. Watchmen (2009)
12. Inglourious Basterds (2009)
13. Hamlet 2 (2008)
14. The Wrestler (2008)
15. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nate and I have made the best gif&#8230;ever.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/nate-and-i-have-made-the-best-gif-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/nate-and-i-have-made-the-best-gif-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this doesn&#8217;t go viral, I will kill someone to make it go viral.

It comes from this Hanna Barbera 1940 short The Milky Way:

EDIT #1: VIVID at Rotten Tomatoes has officially turned it into a copycat worthy meme.

Related Posts:Gabrielle Union is on meth with neo-nazis?AT&#038;T blocks 4chan, the war of internet free speech begins.Can the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Duhamel was correct.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/josh-duhamel-was-correct/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:25:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would run a more prominent Oscar campaign for Adventureland than Miramax would ever try to.

Related Posts:Hear me out, Miramax.I know what Josh has been looking up.500 Days of SanfordIn which we kick off my Oscar prognostication.&#8220;I have terrible taste.&#8221; says some bear.]]></description>
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		<title>Brandon Routh vs. Chuck Bartowski</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/brandon-routh-vs-chuck-bartowski/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m still thanking my lucky stars over the fact that Chuck is getting a third season, and now that we know something other than that the budget is going down a bit and thus higher-priced cast members are going to get less screen time (which hopefully means more JEFFSTER). Brandon Routh aka Superman aka Todd [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Felicia Day is asked &#8220;the question&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/felicia-day-is-asked-the-question/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/felicia-day-is-asked-the-question/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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If you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;the question&#8221; is, well, you aren&#8217;t thinking hard enough. Her answer after the jump.

Related Posts:MacGruber and Kick-Ass on the same day?The epitome of cute has arrived.Quentin Tarantino has nothing on Shigeru Miyamoto.How did Cain and Abel have kids? Fox News pwns Father.3 Million People Want To Know&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Pastor Steven L. Anderson: Certified Faggot.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/pastor-steven-l-anderson-certified-faggot/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/pastor-steven-l-anderson-certified-faggot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=639</guid>
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The culture way over homosexuality is all fun and games until someone threatens to execute you. This is the case with Tempe pastor Steven L. Johnson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church. Sidenote: When I went to the website, I started laughing about the fact that there&#8217;s a link that says &#8220;Missionaries, click here!&#8221; because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Partridge likes me!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/harry-partridge-likes-me/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/harry-partridge-likes-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=637</guid>
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Who is that? He&#8217;s the guy who made my current favorite Youtube video of 2009 (100% Ice is in a close second), Saturday Morning Watchmen. You may be aware that I filmed myself shirtless with zombie makeup on my face singing the song at a very creepy crop, much to my own disgust. Well, turns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>August 26: National Retarded Republican Twitter Day!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/august-26-national-retarded-republican-twitter-day/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/august-26-national-retarded-republican-twitter-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=635</guid>
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I knew there was going to be a firestorm after the death of Senator Ted Kennedy, but I didn&#8217;t know it was going to be so much fun. The Twitterverse is jam-packed with conservative punditry today, going nuts with joy over the death of Kennedy, even though even the fringiest of fringe conservatives are showing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hear me out, Miramax.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/hear-me-out-miramax/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/hear-me-out-miramax/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=632</guid>
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Turns out Julie Taymor&#8217;s The Tempest, the film Miramax had to rely on for the awards season as Stephen Frears&#8217; Cheri didn&#8217;t pan out very well at all, is being delayed to 2010 because of visual effects issues and the fact that Taymor has this Spiderman: The Musical debacle on her hands. So now what? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The creators of Delgo are suing.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-creators-of-delgo-are-suing/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-creators-of-delgo-are-suing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=630</guid>
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Upon further reflection and actually forcing myself to watch Delgo, there&#8217;s no case here. But the internet lollercaust caused by bloggers like myself over the comparisons between the biggest animated flop of all time and James Cameron&#8217;s Avatar were apparently taken seriously enough for these guys, looking for someone to curb the 40 million + [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I feel ashamed, but this song has became my anthem.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/i-feel-ashamed-but-this-song-has-became-my-anthem/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/i-feel-ashamed-but-this-song-has-became-my-anthem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=628</guid>
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Dammit, Lily Allen. Your song &#8220;F*** You&#8221; has became my liberal headphone-blaster, that sums up how I feel about just about everything lately. Chad Reid. Death panels. Birthers. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we&#8217;re so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor
So you say
It&#8217;s not okay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pirate Bay is shut down, my readers cry.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-pirate-bay-is-shut-down-my-readers-cry/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-pirate-bay-is-shut-down-my-readers-cry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=625</guid>
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Slightly overweight sun-hating men and women all over the world are mourning and some even to the extent of tears, as The Pirate Bay, the torrent site of all torrent sites, has closed down. In brighter news, The Brothers Bloom has leaked! The Swedish government ordered for Sweden&#8217;s major ISP to shut down access to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Franks: Unequivocal Dumbass</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/trent-franks-unequivocal-dumbass/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/trent-franks-unequivocal-dumbass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=622</guid>
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I&#8217;ve been absolutely irked by Trent Franks (R, AZ) since before I can even remember. He&#8217;s the House Rep. from my district, and his influence on my area is just painful. The man has only won every election he&#8217;s ever won because of his campaign strategy, which is to place his name with lots of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rabbi Is Busy.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-rabbi-is-busy/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-rabbi-is-busy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A serious Man]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=620</guid>
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Is there any way this isn&#8217;t the best movie of 2009?
Related Posts:Hear me out, Miramax.Takers, starring every rapper in existence and Paul Walker.When movies are watched backwards&#8230;Rimshot.Bruce Campbell is Mysterio?]]></description>
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		<title>Glenn Beck gets jiggy with his sister.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/glenn-beck-gets-jiggy-with-his-sister/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/glenn-beck-gets-jiggy-with-his-sister/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://postavant.com/?p=615</guid>
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Turns out in Glenn Beck&#8217;s 2003 book, he goes on for a whole chapter talking about making out with his sister.  The purpose of this chapter? Gay marriage is bad but incest is AWESOME! Of course, like everything, he flip flopped very easily. Or something. He&#8217;s trying to say he&#8217;s lying but let&#8217;s face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The top 45 films of 2009 (as of 8/22)</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-top-45-films-of-2009-as-of-822/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/the-top-45-films-of-2009-as-of-822/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve only seen three 2009 movies this month. That&#8217;s rather pitiful, I must admit, but I deal with it. Really only feel like I need to see District 9 and then I&#8217;ve gotten my quota of stuff worth seeing from 2009 out of the way except for the stuff I have no way to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turns out Dale Doback is a real person.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/turns-out-dale-doback-is-a-real-person/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/turns-out-dale-doback-is-a-real-person/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The story is this:  a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ).  This guy approaches her and won&#8217;t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in  and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached  is an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dammit, MSNBC.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/dammit-msnbc/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/dammit-msnbc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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An article brought up to my attention making the case that MSNBC is being just as bad as Fox News in a particular case on Morning Meeting with Dylan Ratigan on Monday is a bit much, as what you&#8217;re about to see is definitely not to that level, but still guys, what the hell? To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rimshot.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/rimshot/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/rimshot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Michael Moore, that guy who Chad Reid thinks is more vitrolic, hateful and disgusting then Glenn Beck, in which I say GET OFF MY WEBSITE: &#8220;It&#8217;s a crime story. But it&#8217;s also a war story about class warfare. And a vampire movie, with the upper 1 percent feeding off the rest of us. And, of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m so unhip, it&#8217;s tragic.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/im-so-unhip-its-tragic/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/im-so-unhip-its-tragic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Says Jim Cameron, in a quote about his lack of knowledge about Twitter. My intense cynicism 24 hours ago about Avatar had me saying this quite a bit about him, as his &#8220;groundbreaking vision&#8221; seemed to be instantly comparable to Delgo and Battle for Terra. Seeing it in IMAX 3D changed these preconceptions, but after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More dumb Facebook groups for you to mock.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/more-dumb-facebook-groups-for-you-to-mock/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/more-dumb-facebook-groups-for-you-to-mock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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After reading some rather hilarious anti-Ponyo sentiments last night from the land of Facebook, an RT friend of mine and myself went around looking for hilarious Facebook groups, he because he&#8217;s him, and I because after finding that &#8220;KILL RUSSELL BRAND&#8221;  group, I&#8217;m infinitely fascinated. Thus, here is what we found. Much more upcoming.

Exhibit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Rodriguez / Tarantino double feature!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/another-rodrigueztarantino-double-feature-yesterday/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/another-rodrigueztarantino-double-feature-yesterday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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		<title>Avatar Day, Craig Outhier, and Basterds.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/avatar-day-craig-outhier-and-basterds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 06:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Possibly failing tests today aside and having a slight cold aside, there&#8217;s few things that could have gone better than today, for a variety of reasons. After watching the Avatar trailer had cooled over from yesterday, I was just about convinced to the extremes of my original moderate stance that it looked very close to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guy from &#8220;Megan Wants a Millionaire&#8221; kills a girl.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/guy-from-megan-wants-a-millionaire-kills-a-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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This guy goes on Megan Wants a Millionaire, gets booted off, goes on I Love Money 3, wins, then kills a girl. Now the former is canceled and the latter will never air. Holy shit.

I&#8217;ll just cite TMZ.
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		<title>Michael Cera is a Youth in Revolt.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/michael-cera-is-a-youth-in-revolt/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/michael-cera-is-a-youth-in-revolt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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I almost feel dirty for laughing during this Gustin Nash (Charlie Bartlett) scripted film&#8217;s trailer, but I did, so I did. Trailer after the jump, it suggests a half good half awful clusterfrak. Also, Galifianakis.

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		<title>AVATAR tonight, which means MORE DELGO!</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/avatar-tonight-which-means-more-delgo/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/avatar-tonight-which-means-more-delgo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The fact that so many comparisons to the most audacious animated failure to ever crash and burn at the box office can be made to Avatar, at least the trailer, makes this that no matter how great the fifteen minutes I see of it tonight are, I can&#8217;t get this out of my head. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouLoveMolly: The dumbest girl of all time.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/youlovemolly-the-dumbest-girl-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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My regular friend and my Indian friend. Are you Asian or are you African? You look African. You want to be Asian? Why don&#8217;t you have pointy eyes? Your religion is wrong! You&#8217;re Indian which is like being African but in Asia. Hinduism and Christianity are the same thing! This is just a taste of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shutter Island delayed to February, Gabe Toro claims responsibility.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/shutter-island-delayed-to-february-gabe-toro-claims-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://postavant.com/2009/08/shutter-island-delayed-to-february-gabe-toro-claims-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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Stuff like this happens all the time and it&#8217;s sometimes not a bad thing. Big Oscar films being delayed to the next year&#8217;s dumping ground as a sign of a studio having no faith in its awards credibility. The Soloist was good and everyone loves the hell out of Zodiac, but that was Joe Wright [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s other trailers today too.</title>
		<link>http://postavant.com/2009/08/theres-other-trailers-today-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Haltzer</dc:creator>
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The Wolfman and Capitalism: A Love Story, for instance. I think we know which trailer I like more.
Embedded video from CNN Video

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