I assure you I’m alive and that the reason for there being next to no posts in a long ass time can be viewed in the CONSTRUCTION link. Yeah, this inactivity is worth something and is definitely known.

If this has happened to you, it is either because 1. you deserve it or 2. it was an accident and for that I apologize. Picture example from Nathaniel’s Facebook, who I did not and will not delete, but his profile is the one I just happened to be on.

And I mean that in the best of ways. Congrats to Nate for getting them to give him a DVD player in their fifth birthday giveaway. http://www.fatso.co.nz/fifthbirthday

I haven’t been fucked this hard (by a video) since grade school.

I don’t know what this is and I don’t want to know. But if you go to davidlynch.com and click on the flashing yellow button…you will receive great joy. http://www.davidlynch.com/go.html <—- click there

I wish I wasn’t so pathetic that I have to consider Carrie Prejean one of the worst people in the world that I detest to the point where I could lose sleep over it if I tried. And it gives me great joy that in her quest to get as much money as she can from the Miss California committee in a lawsuit, she gets nothing, because they happened to recover video of her in an X-rated version of Home Alone that she starred in. But wait, it gets better!

As they played the tape in court, she at first CLAIMS THAT IT IS NOT HER AND THAT SHE IS DISGUSTED BY THE INSINUATION. But then, the camera pans up. Seconds after lying, she’s caught in the lie as her face is right there on display, connected to the body that’s getting peened. Yep. Carrie was shocked and starting panicking to her lawyer, and nearly 15 seconds later, her $1 million dollar demand ceased to exist. This is getting pwned on a scale in a courtroom that I could only imagine if Elle Woods was on the defense.

The tape isn’t online, so, false alarm to all of you who expected some titillating footage. But you get to know that Carrie Prejean is having the ‘worst year ever.’

Wednesday’s episode of South Park (http://www.southparkstudios.com/), titled ‘The F Word’, is a hilarious commentary on just about everything, and may be the best episode of the season. Not the funniest, that title belongs to Butters Bottom Bitch, but it’s the one that has the most staying power and will probably go down as one of the more playable episodes in a few years. The stand out is the mutation of the word “faggot”, in which it is laid out rather explicitly that not all gay people are faggots, and that a faggot has meant just about everything throughout history, to where now it only applies to Harley-riding biker attention whores. So when I say that Chris Jericho is a racist, homophobic faggot, it’s not irony, it’s just hilarious. The word just applies so well sometimes, and Chris Jericho really is, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone would see it, a raging faggy mc fag fag. The wrestling episode a few weeks ago also applies to Jericho. South Park has just about destroyed everything that Chris Jericho is about three times this season, even though my theory about him having blood stains in his underwear is a teetsy beetsy bit of a stretch.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/05/chris-jericho-wee-racial-slurs-wrestling-statement/?mediaKey=276c7da4-f94e-4b0f-b3e4-122252d9e002&isShareURL=true

I don’t know if Jericho is like this all the time or just in this instance, but in this video, above (embed if I can find one. I couldn’t in my minute of looking, find one and I’ll put it up), he repeatedly calls the moderator “Hadji”, which is a racial slur against Middle Eastern people, and after a bunch of racial slurs and a random Paris Hilton joke, someone checked his drink to see if it passed the sniff test, since the dude seemed pretty drunk up there, and he then snaps “It’s apple juice, fag!” He apologized for his remarks saying that nobody he said anything to cared and they all laughed it off, but GLAAD doesn’t give a shit, and neither should anyone else.

“Just three months ago Chris Jericho’s boss and WWE Chairman Vince McMahon acknowledged to GLAAD that words matter.

There is no time, context or occasion in which it is acceptable to utter racist and anti-gay slurs. Jericho’s hollow apology ‘if (he) offended anyone’ is a template used by many and is insincere and worn.”

In digging into this story, I also found this on TMZ:

Pap: “You’re a wrestler … so, do you think you have better abs than Barack Obama?”
Chris Jericho: “As of right now I have better abs … but pretty soon he’s gonna take 65% of my abs away from me and give ‘em to somebody else.”

Wrestlers shouldn’t be allowed to talk unless if they’re talking about being Cartman’s aborted baby who survived.

(4:21:00 PM) Evan Tubben: Did something special happen today, or did you just feel like quoting V For Vendetta?
(4:22:58 PM) zach zealous: today is November 5th
(4:23:07 PM) Evan Tubben: um, yes.
(4:23:25 PM) Evan Tubben: That’s why I asked if something happened (worth remembering) or if you were just quoting VFV for the hell of it.
(4:23:36 PM) zach zealous: …
(4:23:39 PM) zach zealous: guy fawkes day is today
(4:23:51 PM) zach zealous: you really can’t put 2 +2 together
(4:23:53 PM) Evan Tubben: guy fawkes?
(4:24:00 PM) zach zealous: yes
(4:24:03 PM) zach zealous: :/
(4:24:16 PM) Evan Tubben: No idea what you’re talking about, but ok.
(4:24:24 PM) zach zealous: …
(4:24:28 PM) zach zealous: that’s just precious. this is in your top 10 of all time and…

That includes design, content, and even some internal server stuff. That’s why there hasn’t been any posts the last few days and won’t be for a couple more.

If I stay, there can be no party.
I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.
Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there.
Where there are masks, where there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there.
But sometimes I’m not because I’m out in the night, staying vigilant, watching.
Lurking, running, jumping, hurdling.
Sleeping.
No, I can’t sleep.
You sleep, I’m awake.
I don’t sleep, I don’t blink.
Am I a bird? No.
I’m a bat.
I’m Batman.
Or am I?
Yes I am Batman.

http://memegenerator.net/Chaos-Reigns

It reminds me of why my right shoulder muscle is so much more defined than my left shoulder muscle. To see the original Shake Weight infomercial, click here.

McPheever post is obligatory and hasn’t happened on this site, oddly. TAS will be happy. So does this work? It’s alright. Meh. What do you think?