5 Nov 2009

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape. This is why I have a website.

Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Slipshod

I wish I wasn’t so pathetic that I have to consider Carrie Prejean one of the worst people in the world that I detest to the point where I could lose sleep over it if I tried. And it gives me great joy that in her quest to get as much money as she can from the Miss California committee in a lawsuit, she gets nothing, because they happened to recover video of her in an X-rated version of Home Alone that she starred in. But wait, it gets better!

As they played the tape in court, she at first CLAIMS THAT IT IS NOT HER AND THAT SHE IS DISGUSTED BY THE INSINUATION. But then, the camera pans up. Seconds after lying, she’s caught in the lie as her face is right there on display, connected to the body that’s getting peened. Yep. Carrie was shocked and starting panicking to her lawyer, and nearly 15 seconds later, her $1 million dollar demand ceased to exist. This is getting pwned on a scale in a courtroom that I could only imagine if Elle Woods was on the defense.

The tape isn’t online, so, false alarm to all of you who expected some titillating footage. But you get to know that Carrie Prejean is having the ‘worst year ever.’

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One Response to “Carrie Prejean has a sex tape. This is why I have a website.”

  1. Kurtis Teodoro Says:

    Bachelor Rozlyn Papa’s Sex Tape, To Become Porn Star!? (PHOTOS) http://www.limk.com/english/comments.php?cid=37420

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