Jason Price is one weird fluttery douchebag.
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
Backstory: A girl on the internet (protip: NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET) starts messaging me. Introduces me to friend Nate. Friends with both of them, I was. Sir Nate was/is a cool dude, this “girl”, less so. “She” loved Zac Efron and High School Musical and was constantly going on about god knows what, and when “she” revealed “herself” to be not just a guy, but a really creepy guy with a terrible goatee of thin hair. We managed to get the thing off, but for whatever reason, the fact that this heshe was madly in love with Nate and I was “the other man” all of a sudden, only because I wasn’t trying to send him stuff in the mail and stalk him, the weirdo decided to internet forum carpetbomb me with slander and defaming info. For the record, I don’t really need to restate, that the whole thing was ridiculous because I’m the straight dude here. But Ericka Reynolds is actually Jason Price. The straight dude who only talked to this “internet girl” because it was a girl…on the internet. So it gets all jealous and blah blah, and then as it annoys the ever living shit out of Nate, Nate and I start concocting ways to annoy the shit out of it. Then the same way as it did it to me, the heshe decides one day to cut “its best friends”, and as the thing was obsessed with Nate for YEARS…its definitely a weirdo. I’ve been holding on to the letter it sent him for a while, and now I feel like posting it. Lulzy creeper ahoy.
Well, Nate… I think this is going to be the last time we ever chat.
I tried, but I can’t do this. When I saw Zach’s thread, it caused all these
memories to come back again. And while it’s easier to handle now, it’s clear
it’s going to be a continuous problem even if it becomes smaller for me. And I can’t deal with that. I’ve slowly been cutting online contacts all year, those that are close at least, and I’ve now come to you. I thought you’d be the last one for many months or even years, but that isn’t the case any longer unfortunately.
I’m happy now. Getting closer with my friends, I have Damon now too, and I’m finally doing something for myself with the entire move in the coming months. And I’m not letting any negative situation of any kind effect this state I’ve been in all summer. You’re a great friend who did alot for me. I remember one old PM I got from you years ago when you said something like “I need you to talk to Corpse. While everyone else says the same things you do, I still need you to say it.” That’s when I really knew I had a special friend in you and that I meant something. And it’s tearing me up right now typing this… But while it’s probably the deepest pain I’ve felt right now, I know that down the road it’ll be the right decision for myself.
I still count you as my first love, even if it was a crappy sitation, it’s still there. And I don’t care that you never felt anything the same way I did. So while it was one hell of a fall/winter for me during all of that, I had no idea what I was doing, I still have to thank you for that feeling.
I’m having Harry delete my filmgasm account tonight, and I’ll soon be deleting you from facebook, myspace, my email, and whatever else tonight. I don’t say anything of importance unless I absolutely mean it. So when I do this, it’s done. I’m not going to regret it, and I’m never going to try to reach you again.
I’m not going to send this and run, if you want to respond before I go, you can. If not, then I really hope I made some sort of difference in your life these past three years. And I hope you find everything you’re searching for and need in the future. You were my greatest friend.
lol.
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Tags: Corpse, creepy paedophile, Filmgasm, Finwe, hermaphrodite, Jason Price, Spencer West Virginia, terrific!, The Corner Cinema, World of KJ
October 11th, 2009 at 2:17 am
Wow, Zach, you really outdid yourself this time. Didn’t think you could sink this low.
October 11th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I aim to please, Groaning.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:22 am
You could’ve also written about the story without a picture and a personal message.
October 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
That thing never refrained from sharing a bunch of personal info about me that I didn’t want out. This is deserved.