How to trick God during premarital sex.
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
(4:52:07 PM) neorye: I have this story
(4:52:19 PM) neorye: that a doctor from alabama told me a few weeks ago
(4:52:34 PM) neorye: He’s an ER doctor, and he had a patient once
(4:52:54 PM) neorye: i forgot what she was in there for, but he told the nurses to check her vagina and check for UTIs
(4:53:08 PM) neorye: the nurses come back to him and say
(4:53:14 PM) neorye: “we cant find her urethra”
(4:53:38 PM) neorye: the doctor is just all wtf do u mean, and they tell him to inspect her himself since they cant find it
(4:53:40 PM) zach zealous: …
(4:53:41 PM) neorye: so he looks
(4:53:43 PM) zach zealous: what the fuck
(4:53:56 PM) neorye: the woman had like, 45 years of marriage
(4:54:04 PM) neorye: and under the vagina, he finds…
(4:54:07 PM) neorye: the vagina
(4:54:18 PM) zach zealous: …
(4:54:20 PM) neorye: for 45 years, the lady and her husband were having sex using her urethra
(4:54:32 PM) zach zealous: …………………………………
(4:54:45 PM) zach zealous: WHAT IN THE FUCKING MY FUCK
(4:54:59 PM) neorye: when asked about the sex life
(4:55:01 PM) neorye: the lady says
(4:55:16 PM) neorye: “oh yeah, for the first year it was HORRIBLE, but after that it got alright”
(4:55:21 PM) zach zealous: …
(4:55:27 PM) zach zealous: this could only happen in alabama
(4:55:31 PM) neorye: yep
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Tags: alabama, doctor, god, patient confidentiality, premarital sex, story, urethra, urethra sex




October 12th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
o.0
October 12th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
How in the world is that even possible?! This sounds like a wise tale.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Also, I would love to see you do a piece on the Laramie Project, seeing as this month marks the 11 year anniversary.
Heres one of my favorite videos, not the most literate, but moving nonetheless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMOacBkfMq0