What happens when you try to compare postyvent to The Diary of Anne Frank? You get South Carolina lollercaust Steven Wright, who’s little anonymous trolling on Facebook turned into one big debacle of long winded AIM conversation that defines what this site is and what it isn’t. He proved my point though about what my goal is with this, and that my friends, is to make you think. And this is him, trying to blow himself for Kenny at ArcadeFeel on webcam. Also, this is a long read, but one Kenny found funny, so you might too. I don’t know. Fact is this is only intended to stick inside of him for months to come. Maybe threaten legal action.
It all begins when the guy, who constantly rants on about how much he hates blogs and how a blog should have no more than ten readers (he doesn’t post yet he thinks he does at stcb.zmannzilla.com, shockingly, he used an out of 100 scale, who knew!), posts this in my honesty box. I knew right away it was him just from his use of prose, brimming with pseudo-intellectualism and attempts at humor that fall flat.
Your website sucks, has sucked and will continue to suck until you start posting original content regularly, which will be never because you’re too lazy to update. Here’s some free help: 1. If you can’t think of anything to post, don’t post anything at all. Half of the updates on your site are completely superfluous. 2. We get it, Glenn Beck and other conservative commentators are crazy. It’s not funny anymore. 3. There are enough liberal blogs out there. Posting political commentary isn’t exactly the kind of material that’s going to get you the hits you so desperately want.
Hey man, you asked for it.
He then sends me an AIM message immediately after, which I then feed to Kenny in real time. The rest will shock you.
(12:19:47 AM) shootingristar: sup
(12:20:05 AM) zach zealous: rum
(12:20:08 AM) zach zealous: you?
(12:20:15 AM) shootingristar: hard liquor
(12:20:24 AM) zach zealous: awesome
(12:21:30 AM) shootingristar: so is your site indicative of how you are in real life
(12:22:19 AM) zach zealous: is your honesty box comment indicative of how you are in real life?
(12:22:27 AM) shootingristar: basically yeah
(12:22:53 AM) shootingristar: that’s why I messaged you, I figured that telling you it was me that posted that would truly be honest
(12:23:04 AM) shootingristar: considering you wanted abuse or whatever
(12:23:37 AM) zach zealous: yes, i am entirely snarky, incendiary, and mostly, someone who feels like their fighting one big crusade
(12:24:12 AM) shootingristar: not a very cohesive crusade
(12:24:20 AM) zach zealous: oh, very much so
(12:24:30 AM) zach zealous: i’m too busy fighting the real crusade to use my website as an outlet
(12:24:34 AM) zach zealous: it’s a tertiary importance
(12:24:51 AM) shootingristar: is it against meat
(12:25:10 AM) zach zealous: a tertiary importance
(12:26:05 AM) shootingristar: shouldn’t the real importance be something like
(12:26:11 AM) shootingristar: 1. getting good grades
(12:26:14 AM) shootingristar: 2. preparing for future
(12:26:14 AM) shootingristar: etc.
(12:26:15 AM) zach zealous: good grades, i have
(12:26:21 AM) zach zealous: preparing for the future, i am
(12:26:26 AM) zach zealous: all that hubbabaloo
(12:26:28 AM) zach zealous: then website
(12:26:54 AM) shootingristar: is that why every article is a headline straight from digg with one paragraph of content
(12:27:19 AM) zach zealous: i never read digg
(12:27:39 AM) zach zealous: and every blog that has more than a paragraph then just has stock paragraphs that say the same fact tidbits that they have in every related post
(12:27:41 AM) shootingristar: a headline straight from *news site here* with one paragraph of content*
(12:27:43 AM) zach zealous: cut the bullshit and you have my site
(12:27:58 AM) zach zealous: i make up my own little witty titles for shock value and search engine usefulness
(12:28:02 AM) zach zealous: most blogs don’t do that
(12:28:07 AM) shootingristar: most blogs suck
(12:28:07 AM) zach zealous: because they are either not smart
(12:28:09 AM) zach zealous: or don’t need to
(12:28:12 AM) zach zealous: sure
(12:28:31 AM) shootingristar: are you familiar with the term “pissing into a sea of piss”
(12:28:39 AM) zach zealous: yes
(12:28:41 AM) shootingristar: it’s very 4chanish
(12:28:44 AM) zach zealous: my piss is orange fucking soda
(12:29:00 AM) shootingristar: figured it’d be an olive
(12:29:15 AM) zach zealous: i’m the whole martini
(12:29:46 AM) zach zealous: somewhat off topic: are you a fan of autoerotic asphyxiation?
(12:29:47 AM) shootingristar: why do you want hits anyway
(12:30:01 AM) shootingristar: no, I’m quite alive
(12:30:04 AM) zach zealous: because the only reason i have a blog is to have influence. infamy is my one goal.
(12:30:26 AM) shootingristar: then why not have the author of the post in BIG LETTERS
(12:30:39 AM) zach zealous: you build
(12:30:48 AM) zach zealous: you have to get under people’s skin and THEN the big letters
(12:30:59 AM) shootingristar: there’s nothing here to get under anyone’s skin
(12:31:06 AM) zach zealous: that’s what you think
(12:31:20 AM) zach zealous: it’s gotten quite a few people approaching me in real life that i didn’t know and they were fucking fuming
(12:31:28 AM) zach zealous: kids i don’t know hate when you call them bigoted assholes
(12:31:31 AM) zach zealous: and kids share links
(12:31:37 AM) shootingristar: no actually I think you’re wasting your time
(12:31:58 AM) zach zealous: if i wanted five loyal readers like you so desire (which you don’t get), i’d have a fucking blogspot
(12:32:29 AM) shootingristar: I didn’t realize there were substantial differences between blog types
(12:33:02 AM) zach zealous: the fun thing is, Kenneth and Adrian blocked you how many months ago? Which means you ignored me for how many months? and yet STILL read my blog like it’s scripture?
(12:33:18 AM) shootingristar: actually I don’t
(12:33:33 AM) shootingristar: like you, I have too much time
(12:33:41 AM) shootingristar: and I occasionally check it, yes
(12:33:44 AM) zach zealous: I don’t have enough time. If I did, there’d be far more articles.
(12:33:46 AM) zach zealous: Far more updates.
(12:34:00 AM) zach zealous: Life is a bitch and I want more time at my computer to blog. But I don’t so I don’t.
(12:34:29 AM) shootingristar: and that’s what I don’t understand
(12:34:34 AM) shootingristar: why write when you have nothing to say
(12:34:42 AM) zach zealous: But I have a lot to say, and I say it, and it’s fantastic.
(12:34:52 AM) zach zealous: i only say a little of what i want to say and have to say
(12:34:54 AM) zach zealous: but i still say it
(12:34:57 AM) zach zealous: and it rocks
(12:35:28 AM) zach zealous: getting 1000 unique visitors in a day and having 700 of them “returning” = i am a tiny asian doctor
(12:36:07 AM) shootingristar: you ever read the diary of anne frank
(12:36:17 AM) zach zealous: i have
(12:36:30 AM) zach zealous: if you try to compare blogging to the diary of anne frank
(12:36:31 AM) shootingristar: a publisher turned it away
(12:36:33 AM) zach zealous: i will lol myself silly
(12:37:02 AM) shootingristar: saying something to the equivalent of “the girl does not have any sort of special perception that elevates the book above a curiosity status”.
(12:37:05 AM) shootingristar: that’s blogs
(12:37:06 AM) shootingristar: all of them
(12:37:27 AM) shootingristar: all of you people have absolutely nothing original to say
(12:38:13 AM) zach zealous: you are like robin williams’ son in world’s greatest dad
(12:38:17 AM) zach zealous: it’s fucking official
(12:38:54 AM) shootingristar: do you ever think about that?
(12:39:11 AM) shootingristar: writing crap all the time
(12:39:49 AM) zach zealous: I find my crap to be rather fantastic.
(12:39:51 AM) shootingristar: I just wonder what makes you guys tick sometimes
(12:40:09 AM) zach zealous: Most people think Chuck Palahniuk is crap. I love his crap.
(12:40:28 AM) shootingristar: congrats
(12:40:32 AM) zach zealous: I love Anne Frank’s crap.
(12:40:34 AM) shootingristar: you’re so edgy
(12:40:46 AM) zach zealous: Sarcastically calling people edgy is in itself, edgy.
(12:41:45 AM) zach zealous: This conversation is like Frost/Nixon, except in this case, Frost is a fucking retard
(12:42:05 AM) shootingristar: so I don’t get it, what makes me of inferior intelligence to you
(12:42:36 AM) zach zealous: other than being a worthless troll who compared internet blogs to a teenager’s diary in the holocaust
(12:42:37 AM) zach zealous: nothing
(12:42:53 AM) shootingristar: all writing is similar
(12:43:09 AM) shootingristar: in that regard, at least
(12:43:20 AM) shootingristar: if you don’t have anything to say, it’s probably not very good
(12:43:23 AM) zach zealous: you half-broke Godwin’s law
(12:43:26 AM) zach zealous: I have plenty to say.
(12:43:28 AM) zach zealous: and it’s fantastic.
(12:43:30 AM) zach zealous: we’ve covered this.
(12:43:36 AM) shootingristar: if you don’t have something special about yourself that makes what you say interesting, it’s also probably crap
(12:44:14 AM) shootingristar: you’re not famous, you don’t have a degree, you haven’t even graduated from high school
(12:44:15 AM) zach zealous: What I say is interesting. As I’ve been told by someone who I put quite a bit more stock in than yourself, no offense, as it was a teacher I didn’t even know until I found out they read my blog:
(12:44:25 AM) zach zealous: “You seem so biased yet you’re still entirely objective. It’s fascinating.”
(12:44:43 AM) shootingristar: you really think that?
(12:44:45 AM) zach zealous: in order to be famous, you have to start at not being famous, unless if you’re born famous. most aren’t.
(12:44:54 AM) shootingristar: this is not a very good start
(12:44:59 AM) shootingristar: unless you want to be infamous
(12:45:09 AM) shootingristar: which is not something usually strived for
(12:45:11 AM) zach zealous: I do what I do for fun.
(12:45:19 AM) shootingristar: what pleasure do you derive from this
(12:45:25 AM) zach zealous: and infamy is hilarious. to go back to your 4chan comparison.
(12:45:32 AM) zach zealous: life is best lived through finding lulz, sir.
(12:45:40 AM) shootingristar: 4chan sucks and ED sucks
(12:45:48 AM) zach zealous: until you and your completely antisocial tendencies and furious wanking stops
(12:46:04 AM) zach zealous: you will be alone and bitter and causing me much laughter as you try to insult to limited impact
(12:46:10 AM) zach zealous: -60 to 60, man
(12:46:14 AM) zach zealous: you rate things on a scape of -60 to 60
(12:46:20 AM) zach zealous: pretentious doesn’t even begin to cover it
(12:46:33 AM) shootingristar: you don’t understand the rating scale
(12:46:38 AM) shootingristar: it’s been adjusted since then as well
(12:46:52 AM) zach zealous: i don’t need to understand it
(12:46:56 AM) shootingristar: of course not
(12:47:03 AM) zach zealous: it doesn’t make it any less pretentious
(12:47:05 AM) zach zealous: “edgy”
(12:47:17 AM) shootingristar: you can form an opinion about anything without any information
(12:47:26 AM) shootingristar: you do it all the time
(12:47:39 AM) zach zealous: not once.
(12:47:43 AM) zach zealous: i have all the information i need.
(12:47:54 AM) shootingristar: it’s incorrect information
(12:47:58 AM) shootingristar: the scale never went from -60 to 60
(12:48:00 AM) shootingristar: ever
(12:48:13 AM) shootingristar: at one point it went from -50 to 50
(12:48:30 AM) shootingristar: and it didn’t have finite boundaries
(12:48:39 AM) zach zealous: -50 to 50…or, as people who aren’t striving to look like they’re the next fucking stephen hawking would call it
(12:48:39 AM) shootingristar: but it was never capped at -60
(12:48:40 AM) zach zealous: 0 to 100
(12:48:56 AM) shootingristar: except 0 is a much better standard
(12:49:14 AM) shootingristar: 50 would be representing the film as average, which is incorrect
(12:49:28 AM) shootingristar: we gave nukie a -5246
(12:49:28 AM) zach zealous: zero means worthless, non existant
(12:49:35 AM) shootingristar: zero is neutral
(12:49:39 AM) zach zealous: something average is zero and non existant
(12:49:41 AM) zach zealous: zero doesn’t exist
(12:49:43 AM) zach zealous: it’s an abstract concept
(12:49:54 AM) shootingristar: ugh
(12:50:00 AM) shootingristar: this is not mathematics
(12:50:15 AM) zach zealous: a rating is a percentage
(12:50:20 AM) zach zealous: that’s where the 0 to 100 scale came from
(12:50:23 AM) shootingristar: it’s not
(12:50:26 AM) shootingristar: not on this scale
(12:50:43 AM) zach zealous: which makes this an incredibly farfetched system that exists for no reason other than to be difficult and different
(12:50:56 AM) shootingristar: that’s funny, you site only exists for your own whim and fancy
(12:51:07 AM) shootingristar: why can’t my rating scale be extended artifically for the same reasons
(12:51:20 AM) zach zealous: yes, and to spread my propaganda and hatred and misanthropy into unsuspecting minds
(12:51:34 AM) zach zealous: not something as miniscule as a rating system
(12:51:44 AM) shootingristar: miniscule?
(12:51:47 AM) shootingristar: not quite
(12:52:03 AM) zach zealous: OH HAI METRIC AND US CUSTOMARY, I CREATED A NEW FORM OF MEASUREMENT. GET THE HELL OUT THE ELEPHANNY IS THE NEW MILE YEEHAW
(12:52:16 AM) shootingristar: it’s about the only thing that seperates the riffs we do from the original MS3K
(12:52:22 AM) shootingristar: do you realize how hypocritical you sound
(12:52:38 AM) zach zealous: not really
(12:52:54 AM) zach zealous: having a blog is almost equal to creating your own ratings system that is hilariously obscure?
(12:53:14 AM) shootingristar: having a blog that often includes obscure references to things that your average reader wouldn’t understand
(12:53:17 AM) shootingristar: references to facebook
(12:53:18 AM) shootingristar: yourself
(12:53:21 AM) shootingristar: shit that doesn’t matter
(12:53:51 AM) shootingristar: you defend it by basically saying “IT’S MY BLOG I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT”
(12:53:54 AM) shootingristar: it’s my rating scale
(12:53:57 AM) shootingristar: I do what I want with it
(12:54:03 AM) zach zealous: not my fault people don’t understand references
(12:54:09 AM) shootingristar: actually it is
(12:54:20 AM) shootingristar: you’re responsible for your content appealling to your audience
(12:54:20 AM) zach zealous: i can’t read the pulse of people that i don’t know if they’re reading or not
(12:54:26 AM) zach zealous: my audience understands it then
(12:54:37 AM) zach zealous: cause nobody’s ever made it clear that they don’t understand
(12:54:43 AM) shootingristar: unless you want your audience to include only your close friends, no, they don’t
(12:54:49 AM) shootingristar: that’s because they think it’s worthless and they leave
(12:54:51 AM) zach zealous: no other blog ever cares to explain their references, that i read
(12:54:55 AM) zach zealous: cause me, the target audience, gets them already
(12:54:55 AM) shootingristar: blogs suck
(12:55:01 AM) shootingristar: why do you not understand this
(12:55:06 AM) zach zealous: i had a 30% bounce rate
(12:55:08 AM) zach zealous: yesterday
(12:55:20 AM) zach zealous: my audience is too big to just be friends
(12:55:32 AM) zach zealous: bonafide success? it’s possible
(12:56:00 AM) shootingristar: if you define success as “people reading it”, I suppose
(12:56:07 AM) zach zealous: reading it
(12:56:10 AM) zach zealous: and coming back for more
(12:56:18 AM) zach zealous: i like what i say
(12:56:21 AM) zach zealous: other people apparently like what i say
(12:56:28 AM) zach zealous: while you sit in the corner and go rabble rabble rabble
(12:56:30 AM) shootingristar: and again I still don’t quite comprehend why you only care about reader volume
(12:56:57 AM) shootingristar: is that all this is about
(12:57:06 AM) shootingristar: nothing more than having people agree with you over petty issues
(12:57:10 AM) zach zealous: because if i’m going to say something, i don’t want to be a tree falling down in the woods
(12:57:20 AM) zach zealous: no, it’s about people disagreeing
(12:57:33 AM) zach zealous: i want to be the reason people don’t sleep at night
(12:57:36 AM) shootingristar: why
(12:57:47 AM) shootingristar: who would want to be that
(12:57:51 AM) shootingristar: that’s Glenn Beck
(12:57:54 AM) shootingristar: that’s Michael Savage
(12:58:17 AM) zach zealous: the only reason people don’t sleep at night because of Michael Savage is that he owns a company that makes rather vile tasting energy drinks
(12:59:01 AM) shootingristar: you don’t think liberals lose sleep thinking that what he says might actually be believed by his listeners?
(12:59:11 AM) zach zealous: i wasn’t aware anyone listens to him anymore
(12:59:16 AM) zach zealous: and it’s fire fighting fire
(12:59:28 AM) zach zealous: why do i focus so much on politics when i find film my most important forte?
(12:59:35 AM) zach zealous: because the left wing fire is dim
(12:59:43 AM) zach zealous: i’m just doing my part
(12:59:58 AM) shootingristar: whatever man
(1:00:34 AM) zach zealous: you hate the idea of blogging in general more than you hate me or my blog
(1:00:41 AM) shootingristar: I don’t hate your or your blog
(1:00:42 AM) zach zealous: i’m just an outlet cause i’m the only one on right now for you to bud heads with
(1:00:45 AM) shootingristar: you or your blog*
(1:00:56 AM) zach zealous: in related news, did you know that i also have a twitter?
(1:00:59 AM) shootingristar: I just wonder why you do it when you could be writing something that’s actually decent
(1:01:10 AM) zach zealous: i am writing things that are decent
(1:01:16 AM) zach zealous: as my two celtx files up right now suggest
(1:01:18 AM) shootingristar: no scholar reads blogs
(1:01:37 AM) zach zealous: scholars read newspapers, all of which are going out of print and existing entirely online in the form of…blogs!
(1:02:02 AM) shootingristar: or, you know, mainstream news sites
(1:02:08 AM) shootingristar: that don’t post biased opinions
(1:02:15 AM) shootingristar: well, openly post biased opinions
(1:02:30 AM) zach zealous: there isn’t a major news organization that can claim to be non-partisan
(1:02:43 AM) shootingristar: they claim to be so all the time
(1:02:45 AM) zach zealous: fact is, i will never be as much of a sensationalist as the three major news networks on cable
(1:03:02 AM) zach zealous: and that i actually find to be sad, because it seems like they don’t even have to try to be completely devoid of any objectivity
(1:03:13 AM) shootingristar: well neither do you
(1:04:03 AM) zach zealous: i don’t, and i’m far too objective for my own good
(1:04:12 AM) shootingristar: sorry man, you aren’t
(1:04:17 AM) shootingristar: there is no objectivity
(1:04:22 AM) zach zealous: nah, there is
(1:04:33 AM) zach zealous: i go with the bias that the truth represents
(1:04:42 AM) zach zealous: for example: carrie prejean is an idiot
(1:04:43 AM) zach zealous: that’s just how it is
(1:04:46 AM) shootingristar: that’s not objectivity
(1:04:47 AM) zach zealous: i can’t sugarcoat that
(1:04:54 AM) shootingristar: you want it to be the objective truth
(1:04:55 AM) shootingristar: but it’s not
(1:05:01 AM) zach zealous: i would not be objective if i said otherwise
(1:05:02 AM) shootingristar: because the objective truth cannot be defined
(1:05:19 AM) shootingristar: so, sorry, you aren’t objective
(1:05:24 AM) shootingristar: we’re all biased
(1:05:26 AM) shootingristar: I’m biased
(1:05:34 AM) shootingristar: I think Glenn Beck is an idiot but that’s not the objective truth
(1:05:42 AM) shootingristar: You can test him but the IQ test will have a bias
(1:05:55 AM) shootingristar: unless you are a theist, there is no objectivity in the universe
(1:06:30 AM) zach zealous: you’re going to throw that out there now after sort of building your entire argument on this issue on one group being more objective than the other?
(1:07:57 AM) shootingristar: I said there was no objectivity
(1:08:16 AM) shootingristar: I didn’t say there are no degrees of bias
(1:08:31 AM) shootingristar: something can be more objective than another thing
(1:08:36 AM) shootingristar: it just can’t be truly objective
(1:09:38 AM) shootingristar: that’s why you know the slant the news is going to give
(1:09:52 AM) shootingristar: and attempt to compensate for it by reading other biased resources
(1:10:00 AM) zach zealous: nah
(1:10:01 AM) shootingristar: this rarely works
(1:10:03 AM) zach zealous: I hear something
(1:10:10 AM) zach zealous: I know everything there is to know
(1:10:12 AM) shootingristar: is it a terrible reference
(1:10:15 AM) zach zealous: I make a post based on the interpretation
(1:10:26 AM) shootingristar: okay, great
(1:10:32 AM) shootingristar: that’s not objectivity
(1:10:52 AM) zach zealous: i start every story with a fresh slate
(1:10:56 AM) shootingristar: no, you don’t
(1:10:58 AM) zach zealous: but my word is the truth, the universe and everything
(1:11:00 AM) zach zealous: i am 42
(1:11:10 AM) shootingristar: that’s a great example of an unfunny reference
(1:11:19 AM) shootingristar: you admit to being hilariously leftist
(1:11:31 AM) shootingristar: there are no “clean slates”
(1:11:38 AM) zach zealous: yes
(1:11:41 AM) zach zealous: the truth has a liberal bias
(1:11:44 AM) zach zealous: every story
(1:11:46 AM) zach zealous: that’s just reinforced
(1:11:49 AM) shootingristar: no, it doesn’t
(1:11:52 AM) shootingristar: you perceive that it does
(1:12:06 AM) shootingristar: no group is more right than any other
(1:12:09 AM) zach zealous: by your logic
(1:12:19 AM) shootingristar: objectively
(1:12:29 AM) zach zealous: “this orange juice is too cold” is just as objective as “this orange juice was created by space overlords in the 18th century and you were brainwashed into thinking you are drinking it”
(1:12:35 AM) zach zealous: by your logic
(1:13:04 AM) shootingristar: no, actually, if mulitple perceptions point to the former conclusion
(1:13:14 AM) shootingristar: we can conclude that it is more objective than the latter
(1:13:35 AM) shootingristar: of course, perceptions are ranked by importance
(1:13:35 AM) zach zealous: yes, and “end of life counseling” is more objective than “death panels”
(1:13:53 AM) zach zealous: and the side that spouted the latter tends to go with that kind of answer 99% of the time
(1:13:56 AM) zach zealous: truth = liberal bias
(1:13:57 AM) zach zealous: hoorah
(1:14:10 AM) zach zealous: plug in the numbers and the equations end up solving themselves
(1:14:22 AM) shootingristar: except they don’t
(1:14:42 AM) shootingristar: forget it man
(1:14:47 AM) shootingristar: it’s not worth the trouble
(1:14:48 AM) zach zealous: lynch the birther!
(1:15:47 AM) shootingristar: so you see the world in black and white
(1:16:07 AM) shootingristar: conservatives will always be stupid
(1:16:12 AM) shootingristar: liberals always better
(1:16:17 AM) shootingristar: etc.
(1:16:18 AM) zach zealous: no
(1:16:19 AM) zach zealous: not always
(1:16:24 AM) zach zealous: but most of the time, yeah
(1:16:30 AM) zach zealous: if i have to pick between who’s less wrong and more wrong
(1:16:56 AM) shootingristar: then who’s right
(1:17:10 AM) zach zealous: the more objectively not wrong person
(1:17:36 AM) shootingristar: as defined by you
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Tags: 4chan, Anne Frank, blogging, blogs, Godwin's Law, heckler, holocaust, postavant, Steven Wright
September 27th, 2009 at 2:47 am
This kid is fantastic. I believe you were just successfully heckled, Zach. Rarely does a heckling go well, but damn, this kid’s good. I had to read up on Godwin’s law. That’s brilliant. Naturally, his myopic view of the blogosphere had me raising an eyebrow early on, though.
September 27th, 2009 at 11:54 am
He is completely serious, just so you’re aware. He pretty much pulls this shit on everyone over everything all the time, much to his own confusion when nobody wants to deal with him anymore.
September 27th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Wow, talk about PATHETIC. Why don’t you cry more about this kid, FAGGOT, and maybe his mother will make him apologize to you. I bet you’re sitting at your computer right now reading this and it’s just making bad memories of childhood bullying and disappointment rush back to the forefront of your thoughts. If I knew who you were I would beat the shit out of your pussy ass, seriously. Get a LIFE, bro.
September 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Hey if you hate this guy so much WHY DID YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME TALKING TO HIM. His blog is innovative but your blog is the SAME SHIT ON EVERY BLOG EVER reading this blog is like reading a bunch of other blogs, reading Steven’s blog feels only like reading Stevens blog, do you get me? And the way you tried to make this guy seem bad by accusing him of performing autofellatio, just PATHETIC. Your blog sucks you arrogant douche, get OVER IT.
September 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I like how you responded to his legitimate complaints with personal attacks. Clearly you are the superior intellect here.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Where did these people come from? Legitimate complaints?
You’s trollin’!
September 27th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Yep, my suspicions were confirmed. Steven called in YOU’REWINNER to act as his own little militia of fail.
Innovative? How? The same way a -60 to 60 rating scale is innovative?
September 27th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
So, this guy has his own blog? Can I see it; this rating scale bemuses me, greatly.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
No, he does not have his own blog. He leeches webspace off of a friend and hasn’t updated since January.
stcb.zmannzilla.com
Go for it.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I suggest you pansies BACK OFF before I get fucking serious. You dumb bitches don’t know who you’re messing with. I can bench 350lbs, and that’s on a bad day. That’s probably half the weight of your mother. What can you faggots bench? I bet you don’t even know what I’m talking about, do you, ladies? Yeah, I’d like to see you try and fuck with me or the rest of my crew. How about you stop jacking off to pictures of Stcb and talk about shit that people care about, retards. This isn’t the last you’ll see of us.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
lol Cool Sam
I love internet badassery.
September 28th, 2009 at 4:49 am
Do you think you can take me on? I’m sure you’ll be laughing when I twist your butt buddy’s spine around a couple times. Listen up, gay boy, because I won’t be repeating this: This blog sucks dog dick, real talk. I don’t think anyone gives a shit about this website aside from your own buttfucking friends and that’s being as nice as possible. In other words: bro, this will not get you any pussy or popularity. You need to join the fuckin’ football team or you might as well just start buying dresses and bras right now. When I opened up the Cougar’s defensive line with a sprained ankle in the last play of the game to let my bro Dan through and score the winning touchdown, I was made a fucking town hero. The people still love me and especially the women. What have you done to make people notice you? “Oh heh heh let’s post some naked pictures of women I’ll never have, and then we can play pokemon or whatever us fuckin nerds do with our virgin lives.” You faggots make me laugh, seriously. You should be glad I’m here to clean up this sorry place.
September 28th, 2009 at 4:59 am
No way this dude’s serious. Gotta be fake. Way too ridiculous to be real.
September 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
yeah way to respond to our legitimate complaints with arrogant remarks who’s the smart guy now
I love how your comment makes you sound so surprised when you find people criticising something you’ve written
September 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
What legitimate complaints? The only thing Steven (which is you) pointed out was that it is a blog. That’s all that’s said there. You hate blogs. This is a blog.
And for another arrogant remark, you’re the one who got rejected from a writing school and cried about it for months on end. Hoorah!
I rate this post a 34. I rate the post I am responding to a -18.
September 28th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Cool Sam is so cool and super leet, etc, etc.
ITG Syndrome is hilarious. See, while the internet may not give a person complete anonymity, it does in fact give you the ability to laugh at people who like to brag about how much they can bench or how much they could beat your ass.
The problem with statements like this is that the person looks like a moron, throwing out empty threats like they’re going out of style.
Listen Sam, no one gives a shit about your opinion, or how much you can bench, or how much you fucked someone’s mom or what have you. We’re all too busy laughing at your remarks that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, as you continue to embarrass yourself.
Trust me, if any of those things you mentioned mattered, you wouldn’t be a bag boy at Fry’s.
September 28th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I know bag boys at Fry’s, Kenny. I like them a lot. None of them claim to bench press 350 lbs. and can “kill fags”, seeming to be completely not self-aware that they are on the frickin’ internet from a Big Rigs forum, a joke that got old years ago.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Wow, what a bunch of fuckin’ crybabies. Do you guys really think people care about your stupid bitching and moaning about people who are better than you? I feel bad for your parents who have to put up with that baby shit 24/7, but maybe it’s not so bad since you’re probably in their basement all the time LOL. The only way this could be more entertaining for me is if I was with you nerds making you beg for mercy as I stomp your faggot faces in on the sidewalk. Seriously, you guys are fuckin weak. Maybe you should break out your World of Warcraft robes and shit and cast a spell on me. I bet you did that already, haven’t you virgins? I just got back from work and the gym so I’m fuckin tired. Thanks for the good read before I go to bed, losers.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
All I got out of that sentence was:
“I’m so fucking tough. Monster trucks, NASCAR, guns, body building, being a douchebag, abusing women” plus some other things that idiots like you like to do.
If you really were just here for a quick laugh at our expense, you wouldn’t have bothered replying in the first place. The fact that you keep returning to a website that you think “sucks dog balls” is proof enough that you have less of a life than any of the people here you claim to be “nerds who you can beat up”.
Listen, no one thinks you’re tough, no one thinks you’re even remotely cool. Everyone you keep trying to “bully” thinks you’re just a bad troll. What’s next? Gonna track us down and try to beat us up then talk about how the head you didn’t actually get from your girlfriend last night was “SO CASH”.
If you haven’t caught my drift yet, I’m calling you pathetic.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
So you’re homophobic, go to the gym and claim to be the one in this conversation who doesn’t play WoW, all the while being the one who came from A VIDEO GAME FORUM, which this site is not. I haven’t played a video game since Half Life 2 Episode 1 came out.
In conclusion: A guy who was summoned by a skinny, antisocial 16 year old on an internet forum bench presses 350 lbs., is entirely homophobic, claims that everyone else is a video game playing nerd when he’s the only one coming from a video game forum, and he constantly says derogatory things with the sophistication of a 7 year old.
This is a fake or an 80 pound kid with a dog collar.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Aww, did I make you little bitches mad? I bet your mind is just raging right now thinking of ways you could “pwn” me but at the same time you dorks are shitting your pants because I fucking rule over you nerds. Seriously, Zach, do you think I care about the last video game you played? Yeah, like I totally give a shit if you prove me wrong when you’re just trying to tell yourself that you’re not the dumb faggot that I know you are. You don’t have to deny it anymore because I brought it out for the whole world to know! Yep, that’s right: the kiddies that run this site are dumb little raging nerds with nothing better to do than jack off and play video games. Dude, this shit is making my day. No joke. I can’t wait to hear what you pussies have for me to slam you with next.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Only homosexuals call people faggots. You’re the one with a video game website. A really badly designed Freewebs video game website. You’re the one who says “pwn”, acting like it’s 2003 and leetspeak is brand new.
Fact is “Sam”, I have your IP address, I have your picture, and I have your address. I’m getting a bunch more. And it’s all going on 4chan, or worse. Have fun.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
This is so boss.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Haahahaha!!!! Dude, just when I thought you couldn’t climb any higher on the nerd ladder you pretty much reach the top of the mountain. Instead of having some balls and putting up a fight you fall back on your nerd 4chan friends. Holy crap bro, could you be any more of a pussy? I can’t wait until you put your mask on to cover your nasty zit face and stand outside my house. That would be better than Christmas bro, no joke. You’re so goddamn nerdy. If you were my kid I’d send you to the army.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
You have a Freewebs site for gaming.
YOU HAVE A FREEWEBS SITE FOR GAMING.
You should never say pwn, dork, nerd, or fucking ever again.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Whoa, bro, cool it down man! Your mom already changed your diapers twice today. Funny how you think you’re tough shit now trying to tell me what to do. FYI, your 4chan faggot friends don’t have your back so you might as well just give up. It’s funny because I could probably make you get on your knees and eat dog food just as long as I don’t kick your dumb pussy ass into next week. Try me again dude, seriously. I bet the fags I beat on a weekly basis could slap you silly. Also, if you’ve got a problem with my fucking awesome site you should man up and leave a comment there. No fagboys over there to protect you! Let’s see what you really got; I’m not expecting much.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
You don’t beat any fags. One, you aren’t huge. You aren’t strong. You have a video game freewebs site and post on a forum centered around a tired joke. And that’s also a hate crime. A hate crime that has a stiff legal penalty.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Dude, you think all these people are going to help you out of the shit you’re in: your butt-buddies, 4chan losers, and now the police?? Holy shit, I think I’m going to die laughing! NOBODY has your back because you’re a huge FAGGOT. Face it, bro: girls don’t like faggots, guys don’t like faggots, nobody likes faggots. Maybe you could save yourself if you just admitted that you’re no match for me, because I could burn you all fucking day, baby. Isn’t it your bedtime, little boy? Or are you too busy watching soap operas and downing a gallon tub of ice cream because you’re so upset? Man, I can’t believe I’m wasting my time on such a fucking loser like you. But it’s so funny!
September 28th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Yeah, BRO, MAN UP. Come on, Zach, stop being such a big pussy, bro, or I’m gonna have to beat your ass. Cool Sam is so fucking legitimately sick, bro.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Keanen Shaw: A thirteen-ish year old with autism masquerading a big tough man. Awesome.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Or you know, it’s Cirus. I was thinking it was Cirus the whole time.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Also, Cirus.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Who names them self “Cool Sam”?
Virgins playing WOW in their mothers basement! ha.
And for what its worth.
I’m an attractive female, and I would sleep with Zach waaaaaay before even considering “Cool Sam” (-:
September 29th, 2009 at 6:00 am
hey I’m not steven if you call me that again I’ll smash your fucking face in.
speaking of which lay off steven or I’ll smash your fucking face in if your mom isn’t too busy changing your daipers
September 29th, 2009 at 6:02 am
yeah attractive female I bet you are. I bet you think the world revolves around your fat dick you arrogant dick.
also i’m sure you would sleep with zach before cool sam, zach’s so boring you’d fall to sleep right away, whereas you’d be having sex with cool sam all night long. sleep is for pansies like zach.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
May I ask who Allie is?
September 30th, 2009 at 6:51 am
a slut
January 24th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
jesus christ im so mad about the internet!!
January 24th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
WOW COOL SAME 666 REALLY SHOWED YOU GUYS. I THINK YOU OWE HIM AN APOLOGY. SINCERLY, D. WALKER, LOUIS VAN ALBRICHT HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN
January 24th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Wow, the guy above me is crazy. SINCERLY, D. WALKER, LOUIS VAN ALBRICHT HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN
I thought I’d add that at the end.