I still don’t know who the hell Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are, other than the fact that they’re Lauren Conrad’s whore friends who are famous for being famous on some reality show, constantly strutting around being doorknobs. But this…this takes the cake for the funniest, most narcissistic piece of crap of the year so far. Spencer Pratt has changed his name…to King Spencer Pratt. And there’s no reason for this more profound than the obvious, it’s because he wants to be King of America. Yeah. In his own words, “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.” He also simultaneously claims that Heidi is the 2010 Michael Jackson. So she’s going to die because of putting herself into a coma every night? Pretty sure she’s been a mental vegetable for years now, Spencer.
This was announced a few days ago but turns out that today, now, it is official. Spencer Pratt is King Spencer Pratt. More ridiculous than Chad Johnson changing his name to Chad Ochocinco? Yeah. Way more ridiculous. I mean…what the hell!
And in other news, this! “Michael Jackson’s in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit.” Someone doesn’t know history. Or the bible. Or anything. Awesome.
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Tags: Heidi, Heidi Montag, King Pratt, King Spencer Pratt, Lauren Conrad, Michael Jackson, Spencer and Heidi, Spencer Pratt, The Hills
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