YouLoveMolly: The dumbest girl of all time.
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
My regular friend and my Indian friend. Are you Asian or are you African? You look African. You want to be Asian? Why don’t you have pointy eyes? Your religion is wrong! You’re Indian which is like being African but in Asia. Hinduism and Christianity are the same thing! This is just a taste of the most ignorant bitch of all time. She deserves the title. “Why are you Hindu? You know you’re wrong. You’re going to go to hell. Jesus is truth, God doesn’t give birth to other Gods. You want to go to hell?”
Someone at Rotten Tomatoes, Eudaimonia in fact, one of the craziest people on the damn board, actually says it perfectly:
This truly is one of the biggest face palm moments in history. I’m totally disgusted by this. I am stunned that the consciousness of the youth of today is not growing instead it’s being set back a thousand years more. The level of ignorance and brainwashing shown here is an amazing sight to behold. At first I thought these two girls were making a joke video but no they’re for real and very serious about converting someone else who isn’t a christian. Because apparently if you’re not a christian you’re not on the right path and you’re bound to hell for eternity. It’s very sad to watch because I know these two so called christian girls are just victims of their parents indoctrination from an early age. Now I could go on about how religion itself is destructive in many many ways and can prevent a person from truly becoming a free thinking individual while living in constant fear and rules all the time but I won’t because I know that not all christians are bad just like not everyone who practices hinduism is bad. I’m sure there are some cool christians out there but unfortunately the majority aren’t and they will do anything they can in their power to make you believe you’re living a horrible and sinful life and unless you change your ways you will never be saved. I hope that one day on this beautiful planet earth that we stop this religion nonsense once and for all and that we all start actually living like real human beings. Religion has already done considerable damage to our freedoms across the world how much more violence and wars do we need before we end up blowing this world apart? Now luckily, the indian girl is a smart one compared to “Molly” and her friend who show no signs of brain activity whatsoever. We must enter a new age in society where tolerance and freedom rule no matter what a person believes in. I’m having a hard time imagining a world like that but I’ll keep “praying”. As much as I detest religion and what it’s done to the soul of our political, education and social system I give high praise for the indian girl for not breaking down and blindly accepting something so goddamn ridiculous and sticking to her beliefs.
My favorite part is her logic that Hindugirl should be a Christian because “in her religion, I wouldn’t go to hell, but in your religion, you would go to hell. You’re not really a Hindu, you just think you are.”
“Do you celebrate Christmas?” “No.” “Oh my God!”
“It sucks that I know that a lot of my friends are going to hell, and I want you to be in heaven with me, understand where I’m coming from? Look through that window, see all that beautiful stuff and trees? That’s Jesus, and if you appreciate that, faith can come in.”
FUCK HER.
Molly, I mean. Saraa stayed incredibly calm and is a very respectable human being from what I can tell. She took all that abuse from them and probably has done that more than once in her life, and stayed completely composed. You rock, Saraa!
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August 21st, 2009 at 3:57 pm
The worst part about that video is that Molly isn’t even good looking. The disease is spreading! You see, once upon a time it was acceptable to go through life a vacant, useless, despicable human being, as long as you were pretty. Now, in the high tech, fast paced, fast food world we’re living in anyone can be dumb and our entire world is suffering for it.
In short, fuck religion.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I love ignorant people. They’re like the stubborn zit of society that won’t pop.
August 21st, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I hate people like this. It’s just ridiculous.
My favorite argument against people who try to convert me to their religion goes something like this:
Me: “So, even if I’m a great person in life, even if I acted like a saint or something, as long as I don’t believe in your God, I’m going to Hell?”
Other person: “Correct.”
Me: “So, apparently, the real criteria for getting into Heaven is worshiping your God? Does this strike you as a characteristic a truly “kind and loving” God would have? I don’t think it does. In fact, I think it’s more a characteristic a petulant, jealous God would have.
“I mean, seriously. Why should someone who is just as good a person as you, but doesn’t follow your religion, not get into heaven while you do? Isn’t how good you are as a person a far better way to choose who gets into Heaven than whether they worship a certain God? If your God is truly as you say, I refuse to worship it on general principles. Any God who values the religion someone follows over how they have acted in life isn’t, in my opinion, worthy of worship.”
If they respond with angry statements of “Blashpemy!” or the like, or otherwise try further to convert me, I just end the conversation right there. That kind of stupidity isn’t even worth arguing with.
August 21st, 2009 at 4:53 pm
This is so depressing. It’s reasons like these that make me wonder about my Christianity. Very enlightening post.
September 7th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
The video is satire, look up Poe’s Law. I know it’s hard to believe at first, I certainly didn’t think so. But “Molly” herself has claimed otherwise on other websites.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
The fakeness of this video is startlingly obvious. You anti-religion people get so worked up and just look like a bunch of idiots because of it.
The things the idiot friend says are a dead giveaway. She doesn’t sound like a genuine idiot, she sounds like an unimaginative person attempting improvisation.
Same with the Indian girl. She sounds fake and I was positive this was a joke when she stood up and said she had to go eat rice. Her voice and manner are awkward because she is meant to be playing a role.
And lastly, why would a couple girls invite a friend over to have a videotaped conversation about religion? Typically people, especially those seeking friendly relationships, don’t seek this kind of discussion out, much less plan to do it on camera. It just wouldn’t happen.
This is clearly just a few friends poking fun at crazy Christians, and at all of you who will take it seriously.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
It’s just the look on Molly’s face. I have Batshitinsane-dar, and she meets the criteria.
/ignorant
September 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
You know, you have pretty inflammatory tendencies. You totally chomped on the bait. You are like Molly’s grand trolling prize.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Whether or not this is a joke, the sad fact of the matter is that these kinds of people DO actually exist, although not quite so exaggerated.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Except that exaggerated.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
And that was the point of the video. You know, because it’s a satire.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
So, we’re not allowed to get mad at the inspiration for the satire?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
By all means, get yourself all worked up. It’s just stupid, is all I’m saying. Have fun fuming away.