Postavant has learned this morning that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.
Apparently this has been a long time coming and nobody has noticed. Allegedly, stories about affairs by both of them in the National Enquirer and other tabloids, for whatever reason, these people took them seriously and it actually caused problems in their marriage. He left right after Sarah speeches lately without even saying goodbye and both have been without wedding bands for weeks. Why didn’t we notice? Don’t know. Don’t care. That said, the wheels on this bus crashed right into a moose and the bus flipped six times down a mountain in front of an avalanche.
Another interesting tidbit is that Todd told Faux News last week that he was heading back to his job in the oil fields of Alaska, yet Sarah recently signed a book deal reportedly worth $11 million.
My theory? Someone’s got a big lawsuit chasing after them, and if they aren’t married, they can save quite a bit of cash. That’s something I can see them thinking is a smart idea. Just a thought.
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August 1st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Well, this sounds about right. Its almost like she’s leaving her old life behind to start anew….as a masked crime fighter!