Postavant

Another example of the absolute buffoonery in which I have to deal with on a daily basis. This is how you get kids who never speak to their family ever again.

Zach: So I saw Ponyo last night.
Little brother: That’s stupid. It’s rated G.
Zach: So? It’s a good movie. I saw it a while ago in japanese.
Little brother: Give me a summary then.
Zach: I can’t. It’s one of those things you kind of have to see. Can’t really be told what it’s about.
Little brother: Then it must be a bad movie if you can’t tell me what it’s about.
Zach: If I did, I’d be cheapening the movie. It’s not simpleton stuff like G.I. Joe.
Little brother: It’s a kids movie, it’s a cartoon, so it has to be.
Zach: No, they do things differently in Japan. They make animated movies of worth. You can’t just say what a movie is “about” in a sentence, if you could, then there’s only a sentence of actual content and it probably isn’t worth seeing.
Little brother: But it’s rated G, you’re stupid!

*brings in parents, they agree with him for no reason and start FUCKING YELLING because I’m being defensive of his whining and lunacy and going LALALALALALALALALALA*

He then proceeds to tell me that I said something COMPLETELY different, that is both quite retarded and too ridiculous for me to actually remember, if I do, I’ll edit it in, as it adds a whole nother level to the story, but the parents start talking about how if a movie can’t be described in a sentence, it has no plot and must be “empty”, and that if you watch something, you HAVE to know what it’s about because otherwise it could be a movie about homosexuals or old women and their cat.

So the lesson here is simple, Hayao Miyazaki is a retard who can’t make movies and G.I. Joe is awesome. My mom has really turned into quite the “I agree with who’s talking at the given moment” aoerubhaeoruhjalehgaouerh, hasn’t she?

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