Postavant

Turns out in Glenn Beck’s 2003 book, he goes on for a whole chapter talking about making out with his sister. The purpose of this chapter? Gay marriage is bad but incest is AWESOME! Of course, like everything, he flip flopped very easily. Or something. He’s trying to say he’s lying but let’s face it, he loves to bang his sister. He does. Yes he does. And yeah, now incest is bad too. Thanks hypocrite!

“I thought that one day, I would just wake up and realize it was just a stupid fling . . just innocent experimentation… I thought that if I admitted the love I had been hiding, society would reject me . . . .”

“It all started one day when I was twelve . . . That’s when I found my true love . . . I had looked this person’s way a few times and got that nervous feeling in my stomach – but I had been taught that this love was forbidden.”

“Then came the fair . . . my hand brushed this person’s . . . my palms began to sweat . . . my hands began to shake . . . the Ferris wheel came to a complete stop.”

“I looked deeply into this person’s eyes, and reached out to softly touch this person’s face. I leaned in and I kissed this person.”

“I kissed my sister. First our lips met, seconds later our tongues. I ran my fingers through her silky hair and felt her soft skin. It was the height of passion and the moment I knew who my true love was . . . We knew we had done something so wrong, but at the same time, something so very right.”

“Since then we have met in secret several times . . My sister and I are in love . . . I realize that I am different . . . but am I so different that I haven’t earned the right to love . . . I simply ask you to be tolerant.”

“ . . . We will make love.”

“Please do not refer to us as an ‘incestuous’ couple. Keep the hate language to yourself. We prefer to think of the gift we have been given as ‘familial love.’”

“By now, you probably have realized that I am not in love with my sister . . . I wrote this to make a point.”

What you just read were excerpts of a passage (pp. 154-159) from Beck’s book, The Real America: Messages from the Heart and Heartland,copyright 2003.

On page160, Beck writes, in explanation: “So, what’s the point? Why did I spend a whole chapter talking about a committed loving relationship with my sister? I did it because right now there is an organized ongoing effort to try to bend your values. To slowly shape your deepest beliefs into toleration and eventually acceptance.”

“What if I were in love with, say, my sister? Would it be okay for me to ask the world for tolerance?” But this . . . .

“I thought that if I admitted the love I had been hiding, society would reject me.”

“I leaned in and I kissed this person.”

“I kissed my sister. First our lips met, then our tongues . . . I ran my fingers through her silky hair and felt her soft skin . . . It was the height of passion and the moment I knew who my true love was . . .”

“We knew we had done something so wrong, but at the same time, something so very right.”

Also, anonymous! That’s a clever name. I love how Beck and Amy Holmes think that Anonymous is a group of people. Dumbasses.

Also, about 20 days till the 9/12 march on Times Square. Good idea, Glenn. That totally fits your ideals.

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