BREAKING NEWS: Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate Revealed!
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
Apparently those gosh darn Birthers were right. Obama isn’t an American citizen after all, but actually a citizen of Kenya. Impeachment is inevitable. I’m sorry for calling so many of you crazy, uninformed, ignorant, fear-mongering, retarded, wingnutty, a sheeple, and a just plain waste of oxygen. I was wrong and you were right. I’ll never doubt you or the GOP again. Gays are evil, healthcare is only for the rich, God is great, the world keeps on spinning. GOP for me! Rush om nom nom.
Just kidding! I made this on http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com and you all are still terrible human beings. Goodbye.
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August 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Bahahaha that was awesome!!!
August 5th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I love you Zach. :]
August 5th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
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August 6th, 2009 at 5:58 am
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.
April 11th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Hello, superb post.