30 Aug 2009
Animals can be homosexual since they don’t have brains.
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
Or what may possibly be the best religious debate I have EVER taken part in.
I’m so going to hell.
EDIT #1: First response to come in. Don’t expect many more to come thus I’m not going to Photoshop them up.
Jeremy Lentz
I love you Cheyenne but you are completely wrong in so many ways. I personally know God is watching because of my dad’s death. Coping was nearly impossible. You know firsthand
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Tags: Ashley Card, christianity, god, homosexuality, homosexuality is a sin, Jeremy Lentz, religious debate, Religulous
August 30th, 2009 at 12:53 am
I learned things today. Animals don’t have brains, quoting scripture is a valid argument, removing any trace of intelligence from your argument is awesome, and dead guys believe in me.
Christians are batshit crazy, and this is coming from a guy who’s met people who think they can speak to video game characters who live in other universes.
August 30th, 2009 at 1:01 am
I burnt off the tip of my penis. Therefore, there is a God.
Kenny’s computer crashed. Therefore, there is a God.
August 30th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
yeah, homos choose to be gay because they want to be naughty and sin against God, even though the whole penis in the butt thing is extremely unpleasant for both parties. yeah, that definitely makes sense, yay religion!!
August 31st, 2009 at 10:00 am
This Jeremy Lentz fucker was hilarious. Thank you for sharing, Zach.
August 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Wow. . . seriously? Christianity is a good religion, can it please cleanse it’s obvious idiots?
September 10th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I almost choked and died from seeing these quotes and laughing so hard.
“Christianity is not a religion. Its (sic) a personal relationship. thats (sic) why its different from most other religions.”
If it is not a religion, why are you saying it’s a religion? A personal relationship is a personal relationship.
“and to me, homosexuality is a choice, not how you are born.”
Because opinion weighs more heavily than studied fact to Christians.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:08 am
This was so hilarious.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
WHY!?!?!?!?!
February 15th, 2010 at 12:34 am
I had a gay dog that only had sex with other male dogs and he chose to be gay therefore since he was intelligent enough to have a choice I often wondered rather or not rather one day animals might revolt against humans and enslave us like we have enslaved them. I also raised three sons in which all were raised the same, yet one chose to be gay which means all humans are not naturally attracted to either sex as they choose which sex to be attracted to. You can learn a lot from the bible and Christians in general. Why even bother trying to get an education when the bible and the Christians have all the answers.
April 12th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I agree with Levi Bloomberg; the bible and the Christians seem to have all the answers and trying to teach them the truth or show them that believing in their so-called-true-book-of-god is like trying a teach a pig to fly. How do you educate morons? All the bible is, is a large book of fiction with lots of old time fairy tales of dragons, talking snakes, magical ships, gods who die and come back to life and other fables. I’ll bet if its authors were alive today they would be rolling on the floor with laughter of all the gullible people who believe in this swirl. Its like the Santa Claus and Easter Bunny myth, only its for all ages. Peter Panism and to always have the hope if we are good little children always saying your prayers and not touching down there or touching someone else down there, eventually Peter Pan will come for you and take you to Never Land.