Apparently, they’re going to look like total crap. Raja Gosnell’s CGI Smurfs film (do they procreate lol donnie darko wut) is coming in December 2010 and is probably going to pull an Alvin and the Chimpunks (I’m so excited, I really am). But yeah, these things look like gummy bear garbage. See what the CGI is looking like after the jump, and I apologize for the smurfette picture…again.

A few days I reported on Tempe “Pastor” Steven Anderson, who is totally gung-ho for a homosexual genocide, and it seems like not he’s suddenly gotten into the national spotlight, because he and his “congregation” is praying for Obama to get a brain tumor. He doesn’t condone of murder (bullshit), but yeah, a brain tumor. That’ll kill him off real good. Also, not really news to me but worth mentioning, his “church” is a little tiny compartment of a strip mall. Awesome, Steven. You rent out a little space and say crazy stuff and now you’ll probably be a vice presidential candidate in 2012. The American way! Maybe I should go get some space in the strip mall by my house and put up a Church of Postavant and The Noodly Appendage and I’d have Fox News doing an article on me too.

To link to Fox News, damn me:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/31/phoenix-pastor-draws-protests-telling-church-prays-obamas-death/

“I’m gonna pray that he dies and goes to hell when I go to bed tonight. That’s what I’m gonna pray,” he told his congregation.

He claims that this is merely just “spiritual warfare” and not anything malicious at all, and he is white as rain with God and he’s soooooo not going to hell.

“Look up the word hate. Look up the word abhor, the word loathe. You’ll see there are a lot of people that God hates, and so we should hate. But see, I didn’t write that, that’s in the Bible.”

Yeah, he’s going to get the shit beaten out of him again, with good reason. Hateful fundamentalist weirdo. Go chill with Ashley Card and talk about how animals don’t have brains or something equally stupid.

The full sermon, over an hour of craziness, I’m not going to watch it. Also, it’s just an empty room with him and…two people. Yeah, that sounds about right. He’ll be famous now that he’s getting attention for being such a moron. His congregation will grow to town hall size.

This is a campaign ad from governor candidate Dwight Drake, who will be receiving a blank check (endorsed) as a campaign contribution by me and everyone else who finds this hilarious. And yes, this is hilarious.

Let that sink in.

Or what may possibly be the best religious debate I have EVER taken part in.

I’m so going to hell.

EDIT #1: First response to come in. Don’t expect many more to come thus I’m not going to Photoshop them up.

Jeremy Lentz
I love you Cheyenne but you are completely wrong in so many ways. I personally know God is watching because of my dad’s death. Coping was nearly impossible. You know firsthand

Add one letter and you get Oligarhy…that’s pronounced Oligarchy.

Having a Facebook group about you that’s admin-approved only all about you? Damn, and I thought I was a narcissist. If you read this, I am Fabfunk. And when you respond to this because you will, I am obsessed with you, Gabriel. I mean, The Road would be on DVD already if it weren’t for you. “Join” the “Group” here.

With the exception of the actual Scott Pilgrim Movie Blog, I strive to make PA the number two source of every Scott Pilgrim related tidbit imaginable, because I’m just that much of an obsessive whore. And to the good news of everyone, shooting has finally wrapped on the project, and now the real fun can begin. Stuff getting edited together, a trailer coming soon (with what? Speculate in comments, I’m guessing Youth in Revolt.), a poster finally seeing the light of day officially, as I don’t know if that cartoon one that got a negative response will end up being used as the final, release date, yaddi yaddi yaddah IT’S SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD

After the death of Senator Ted Kennedy, what started with Cynthia Tucker from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is now becoming a full fledged Washington meme, that John McCain, former Presidential candidate and spineless conformist, is being played up as “the new Ted Kennedy”, being the Washington Maverick who takes charge of everything. If he started acting a little more like his daughter and less like…every other schmuck in the senate with that dastardly little R next to their name, I’d believe it. Right now, I don’t.

I could restate it, but allow me to quote ThinkProgress with the connection between Kennedy and McCain.

Ted Kennedy said “Americans want the choice of enrolling in a health insurance program backed by the government for the public good”; McCain says we have to “abandon the public option.” Kennedy joined with McCain to push aggressively for comprehensive immigration reform in 2007, a bill that McCain “would not” vote for anymore. Kennedy is remembered as a passionate gay rights advocate; McCain thinks discrimination against gays in the military is “working well.” See the similarities?

It is understandable that with the cancellation of Reading Rainbow after over 70 years, 20 years on PBS, some of year are asking who it is that they must kill to get the show back on the air. NPR laid out the whole situation and this left-wing propaganda site has determined based on their evidence, that it is George W. Bush and the Secretary of Education’s fault. Actually, without even putting my biased snot-nose spin on it, it’s pretty much entirely his fault no matter what way you slice it. That and the fact that nobody wants to pay to fund the show anymore.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112312561

Grant says the funding crunch is partially to blame, but the decision to end Reading Rainbow can also be traced to a shift in the philosophy of educational television programming. The change started with the Department of Education under the Bush administration, he explains, which wanted to see a much heavier focus on the basic tools of reading — like phonics and spelling.

“Reading Rainbow taught kids why to read,” Grant says. “You know, the love of reading — [the show] encouraged kids to pick up a book and to read.”

Brick (2006) Green Band Trailer from Zach Heltzel on Vimeo.

Trying for practice, rushed it, it’s terrible, yeah.

Top 20 of 2008/2009 (so far). Yeah.

1. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
2. Cloverfield (2008)
3. Speed Racer (2008)
4. Adventureland (2009)
5. Wendy and Lucy (2008)
6. The Brothers Bloom (2009)
7. Moon (2009)
8. Synecdoche, New York (2008)
9. Rachel Getting Married (2008)
10. (500) Days of Summer (2009)
11. Watchmen (2009)
12. Inglourious Basterds (2009)
13. Hamlet 2 (2008)
14. The Wrestler (2008)
15. Burn After Reading (2008)
16. Wall-E (2008)
17. Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
18. World’s Greatest Dad (2009)
19. Snow Angels (2008)
20. The Soloist (2009)

If this doesn’t go viral, I will kill someone to make it go viral.

It comes from this Hanna Barbera 1940 short The Milky Way:

EDIT #1: VIVID at Rotten Tomatoes has officially turned it into a copycat worthy meme.

I would run a more prominent Oscar campaign for Adventureland than Miramax would ever try to.

I’m still thanking my lucky stars over the fact that Chuck is getting a third season, and now that we know something other than that the budget is going down a bit and thus higher-priced cast members are going to get less screen time (which hopefully means more JEFFSTER). Brandon Routh aka Superman aka Todd Ingram is joining the cast for a multi-episode arc as the new leader of Operation Bartowski, and I think we all know what happens from there.

Count on his character, Shaw, as one holding down Charles Carmichael (Zachary Levi) while simultaneously helping him hone his newfound abilities (SEASON 2 FINALE SPOILERS OMG) and trying to break in on his and Sarah Walker’s (Yvonne Strahovski) relationship. But either way, it means that there’s still going to be no shortage of B minus list stars this season like last season, and that while there’s only going to be 13 episodes to work with, like Season 1, after how great Season 2 was in it’s latter episodes, I count on this to be the best season yet in the way of consistency, and if it’s not, I’ll be disappointed.

Jeffster!