(12:33:57 AM) Kenny: [Redacted] Buttfocker fucked his life up
(12:33:58 AM) Kenny: HIRARIOUS
(12:34:50 AM) Zach: wut
(12:34:52 AM) Zach: what happened
(12:34:58 AM) Zach: i must know to send it through chain text message
(12:35:27 AM) Kenny: He and his friends decided to jump the fence at Ironwood to go swimming in the pool
(12:35:30 AM) Kenny: Mind you, he HAS a pool
(12:35:32 AM) Kenny: A clean one
(12:35:34 AM) Kenny: With water
(12:35:42 AM) Zach: bahahahahahahah
(12:35:48 AM) Kenny: So they jump the fence, swim for a while, and decide to leave
(12:36:02 AM) Kenny: He’s hopping the fence again when his shoe gets caught
(12:36:29 AM) Kenny: So he tries to grab it, slips, and gets a large metal bar shoved through his arm starting at his pit and ending at his elbow
(12:36:40 AM) Zach: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(12:36:46 AM) Kenny: Rushed to the hospital, six surgeries or so later, he finds out his arm won’t work right for a year
(12:37:06 AM) Kenny: And since he clipped a major artery, they had to repair it using part of the one in his leg, so his leg AND arm don’t work right now
(12:37:10 AM) Zach: BAHAHHAAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(12:37:16 AM) Zach: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
(12:37:21 AM) Zach: why am I really laughing?
(12:37:24 AM) Zach: what kind of sick frak am I/
(12:37:26 AM) Zach: oh, I know
(12:37:33 AM) Zach: I’m the kind who thinks he had this coming to him
(12:37:37 AM) Kenny: The kind that likes seeing idiots hurt themselves
(12:37:42 AM) Kenny: He also did