Samantha has a blog under the name “Valerie Atherton”
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
An excerpt from the site: Transformers 2 is actually a trilogy to the movie Transformers that came out in 2007. What I like best about Shia is that on top of being talented (and hot!), his ideas are original and creative. Need proof? Well, look at Transformers. Not only did Shia come up with his own original movie and original characters, but he was able to think of a way to make another of the same movie. If you think about it, what this means is that his original story for the first movie was so big that he had to wait to make a trilogy for it, so he could tell the rest of it.
http://valeriewriter.wordpress.com/
This may be the most beautiful blog…thing I’ve ever read.
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Tags: Samantha is a retard, stupid blog, transformers sucks, Valerie Atherton, valeriewriter




July 21st, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Hey, you found me out! Damn… I also love how Shia’s trilogy paid homage to
Really breaking me down is going to take more that mocking me for the fact that I defended grammar. Oh, how you “smart” people act so mature. And your tags? I may be a “retard”, but at least I’m not the one who needs some clearasil! Oh and a noose. For when you do us that favor? Gosh, I should be a running gag on this here asshole of the internet. See, I just gave you material! BLAM, BITCHES!
July 21st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I don’t need Clearasil.
July 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Truce? Sorry. I’m just on my period. I am cantankerous bitch. And a retard. I am so stupid. Seriously, look at my blog.
July 21st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Kenny said most of that. He’s the hothead in our relationship. Ironically, he’s also the bottom.
July 21st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
hotheads are… hot. And they always are bottoms. :[ i should know. Sorry for rattling your cages. I just want to be a running gag. Every website has one! Especially when they are a retarded troll who don’t know shit! Like me, lol
July 21st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
So… water under the bridge? I just like to mess with people. And people with websites… well, that’s just gold! I’m sorry.
July 21st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
You has no one to apologize to.
Wocka wocka
July 21st, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I should apologize to you, or the at least the owner of this domain (if that isn’t you)! I was a bitch. I’m sorry. Just don’t hate me for trolling. You know it’s fun!
July 21st, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I just suck at it.
July 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Eh, I’ve seen worse attempts at trolling. Also, I am not a hot-head. But I am the bottom. =(
July 21st, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Oh, well thank you for that! At least I wasn’t the worst, huh? Lol
July 21st, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Four or so years of forums and stuff let’s you see the worst of the worst. I think I’d rate you like a 4/10 on the troll scale. 10 being the highest, of course.
July 21st, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Well that is at least better than nothing. Lol i’ll stop trolling. I didn’t mean anything I said, I just like to mess with people. That’s the truth. I would do this to my close friends. It’s a prank. It’s not how I actually feel about anyone. Honest truth.
July 21st, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Eh, whatever.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Samantha, if you are valerie, please don’t do any more movie reviews. I read the review for transformers 2 and terminator IV and I thought i was going to die of an aneurysm out of shear stupidity. They aren’t funny, not unless the reader is autistic or illiterate. Just thought you would like to know how the average, moderately intellegent human being felt about your “reviews.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
OMG, thanks for the link. I just now found it.
For the record, my name is Valerie Atherton, I don’t know who Samantha is. Poseur?
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Um, Samantha? Thanks for the link to Val’s blog, but I’ve known Val since she graduated HS, and she’s never gone under the name of Samantha.
Valerie Atherton = real person. Not a sock puppet. Lyton, can you change the name of the post to reflect that?
If it’s just referring to who brought this to your attention, that’s good, but the owner of the blog is Val.