AMY&PINK

AND THEIR DANCING AND THEIR LAUGHING.

 
RSS Feed

Psalms of Planets

The first article to really pick up some stupid comments (though nothing like the over 300 comments “The Twilight Backlash Is Warranted” received in January, is Todd’s list of things wrong with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which only listed 50 though I can assure you there are a lot more. People came out to “defend” the film, and all of them featured ridiculous spelling errors and lapses in logic, which we will now mock on the front page of the site.

First one is by Ret, whatever that is short for. Either way, it’s an ugly sounding word. I doubt the person knows what a retina is, so it’s probably not that.

Dude, the majority of these points are completely invalid as they can all be explained, especially the points you made of the Transformers, like the old dude needing a cane. If you actually new the history of the Transformers, not just criticised them cause you dont understand, then you would realise some of your points are obviously wrong. He needs a cane because, although the Fallen is alot older, he comes from the generation of transformers that never transformed into something, they all looked like he did, therefore he wouldnt age like Jetfire. Jetfire is younger than the Fallen, but he is one of the transformers who were Seekers, and could transform into an alt mode, but because of this, the armour he gains from his alt rusts and decays over time.
And Bumblebee crying, they are robots, but organic, automic robots, which have robotic organs and fluid circulating them, therefore, crying is easy for them.
If you want anything else explained, then thats easy.

Wrong.

Then we have Cheddar, a showboater who gets wet in the pants over Ret’s post, getting all excited how Ret just “ownd ur a$$ lolol roxxorz 1337″ and continuing to make an ass out of himself.

You do realize Ret that you just completely blew your own points out of this conversation by making about as much sense as this movie.

Organic automic robots…REALLY seriously you just said that. Man kids that think they know everything need a kick in the teeth the movie was fucking terrible

This guy didnt even mention the worst part of the movie being the fact that optimus needs to be ressurected by the Matrix and Megatron is brought back to life by a small piece of the cube. Explain it I dare yah cause you cant just like all your other explanations dont make sense clearly stated in the film they needed energon so they didnt rust they made no mention of Fallen not transforming. He also was a satellite that transformed and attacked another satellite. so thats debunked right there.

And then there’s my good friend Morse Pacific, who writes at ArcadeFeel , who decided to shoot them down, even though Todd’s article did it in foresight.

“He needs a cane because, although the Fallen is alot older, he comes from the generation of transformers that never transformed into something, they all looked like he did, therefore he wouldnt age like Jetfire.”

So how does transforming correlate to the aging process? Having the ability to transform causes the transformer to age faster why?

“Jetfire is younger than the Fallen, but he is one of the transformers who were Seekers, and could transform into an alt mode, but because of this, the armour he gains from his alt rusts and decays over time.”

But all of the parts used in his jet form and his robotic form are the same, so they should wear equally. He doesn’t suddenly grow new parts when he transforms does he?

Cheddar does bring up a good point. Why was it necessary to hunt down the Matrix of Leadership (a.k.a. the Robotic MacGuffin of Robotology) when Megatron was brought back to life with one measly sliver of the cube? Sam had a piece of the cube hidden in a sock. Use that. That hour or so they spent searching for the matrix could’ve been used for something useful. Like giving us a short nap so we could ready ourselves for the rest of it.

Your points are moot, try again.

Good times.

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 3.6/10 (7 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
Postavant Has Received It's First Stupid Comment.3.6107

18 Kommentare

  1. Samantha:

    Is this really necessary? Do you need to openly mock a persons leetspeak just to make yourself feel smarter? Oh wait, its not too open when its on a shithole website no one knows about (which I happened to stumble upon).

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)
  2. Zach:

    Awesome. You are a valued reader to the site and I hope you stick around.

    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (4 votes cast)
    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
  3. Morse Pacific:

    Since when was it to make ourselves feel better? Proper grammar is important and mocking people helps them build character. I should get PAID to do this shit.

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
  4. Zach:

    And looking at the Google Analytics for this site, we’re doing pretty well. I look good, I feel good, and gosh darn it, people like me.

    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 2.6/5 (5 votes cast)
    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)
  5. Morse Pacific:

    Now go turn yourself into the police because you’reachildprostitituteandshouldfeelashamedofyourself!

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  6. Samantha:

    People like you? Wow, you really are delusional. And how did you know I was a child prostitute? I only fuck guys with money, so that takes you out of the equation! If you want to be paid for mocking people, that also shows that you are desperate for cash. Poor people = Not my thing. Its not like these people were writing a formal essay, why should language, grammar, or spelling matter?

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  7. crzybggr:

    Because when someone is trying to argue something, bad grammar and misspelled words detract from the perceived intelligence of the point they are trying to make.

    It doesn’t have to be completely formal English, but it should at least be something you would expect in a normal conversation.

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  8. Zach:

    lol u tell thm crzybggr. samanhta suxx!1!

    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  9. Bo:

    Thanks for the lol’s Sammy my boy. Er, girl.

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  10. Bo:

    Incidentally, how do I change this stupid avatar or mine?

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  11. Pseudo:

    nice tags

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  12. Morse Pacific:

    “People like you? Wow, you really are delusional. And how did you know I was a child prostitute?”

    Well, for onesies, I was talking to Eternity, not you. Grammar and spelling are important every where, whether it be on “some shithole site” or in the real world. Using proper grammar and spelling wherever possible helps build that up as a habit.

    You really shouldn’t care so much about people criticizing grammar. Was your family killed by a dictionary or something? Honestly, why be so offended by something that wasn’t even directed at you?

    Thank you for posting. Please remove the sand from your vag and try again.

    P.S. Personal attacks render your points moot and make you look like a cantankerous bitch, you should try being more polite in your arguments.

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  13. Jenna and Barbara Bush: 'Secret Service nightmares' according to a … – Examiner.com | Denali Books:

    [...] Postavant Has Received It's First Stupid Comment. | postAvant.com [...]

  14. Samantha:

    Why are trying to tell me how to argue? I know how to do so, thank you very much. Gosh, you are probably one of those arrogant, agoraphobic, acne-fied shut-ins that believe they are too smart for the rest of the world. Well, if you believe that, do us a favor and leave this world. OMGWTFBBQ. I just said that. It’s your website, ban me! I’m just sick of these pretentious, whiny, twelve year-old brats thinking they dominate planet Earth because they have their own blog where they can critique movies (and grammar, apparently) and post a “legit” sex tape! Major lulz! SAMANTHAROXURSOXS!

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)
  15. Zach:

    Well, we are arrogant.

    Also, I like your website. And fucking myself.

    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  16. Zach:

    Also, I see you’re from Glendale, Arizona. You didn’t just “stumble across this site”. IP addresses aren’t your friend.

    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UA:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  17. Morse Pacific:

    “Why are trying to tell me how to argue? I know how to do so, thank you very much. Gosh, you are probably one of those arrogant, agoraphobic, acne-fied shut-ins that believe they are too smart for the rest of the world. Well, if you believe that, do us a favor and leave this world. OMGWTFBBQ. I just said that. It’s your website, ban me! I’m just sick of these pretentious, whiny, twelve year-old brats thinking they dominate planet Earth because they have their own blog where they can critique movies (and grammar, apparently) and post a “legit” sex tape! Major lulz! SAMANTHAROXURSOXS! ”

    Because your arguments are ridiculous and have absolutely no substance. Up to this point, all you’ve done is made yourself look like a fool by attempting to insult someone you’ve never met. I’m pretty sure that qualifies you as an “internet tough guy”. I’m neither arrogant nor a shut-in, I just don’t like having to deal with idiots, especially ones on the internet who believe anonymity exists and that they can therefore do whatever they want, I.E. You.

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  18. Hayley:

    Before you pat yourself on the back, perhaps take a minute to consider the fact that “it’s” means “it is” and is not used to imply ownership despite the presence of an apostrophe.

    Therefore, the title of this article should be: “Postavant Has Received Its First Stupid Comment”.

    Or maybe, “Postavant Has Received Its First Lesson in Spelling and Grammar”.

    I always assume people who don’t know the difference between “its” and “it’s” are retarded, because – like yourself -I’m an obnoxious elitist.

    You’re welcome, boys!

    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    UN:F [1.8.3_1051]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

Leave a Reply