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A Chinese 14-year-old thought that by drinking gasoline, he could become a Transformer. That’s all that can really be placed to the story. But because I’ve found a cheap way to take shots, I will continue. He first saw the animated show when he was 9 and became so obsessed that he started drinking gasoline to become one, and with the release of the films, his addiction became much more extreme and he began drinking 2 to 3 cups a day of gasoline, becoming addicted. The boy’s IQ dropped significantly, and now he “can’t figure out 7 plus 17″. Which brings me to my sarcastic quips and mean-spirited buffoonery.

The animated series isn’t all that bad, but his chinese feudal speak for one, made me lol. “I wanted to be a mighty warrior like a Transformer.” is just funny stuff, since…they’re alien robots. I wish I could tie this to the films making him react this way, but sadly, I can’t. I’ve always said that if I ruled the world and became a genocidal type of person (Nate already is, and it’s wearing off on me), my litmus test would be whether or not you liked the films of Michael Bay, namely Transformers. I’d like to be an ass and just say that this could very well be natural selection at work, which I think the Darwin Awards people would agree. If this kid dies, I will make sure to write up a follow-up article about him winning one, which would certainly be inevitable. “Kid dies from gasoline addiction from wanting to become a Transformer.” But seriously, these two Transformers movies are the worst summer blockbusters since Battlefield Earth, except that movie flopped! The fact that this is successful is just mind-boggling. It’s a sheer insult to everything about the cinema, and excuse my hyperbole, but you know it’s true. There’s only two kinds of people; people who appreciate the Transformers films, and those who don’t. And many “friends” do, but I make the steep declaration:

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