Hannity says Obama’s an elitist for…dijon mustard?
Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized
So for some reason, there was a story about Obama ordering a hamburger, bla bla bla. He got the burger cooked medium well and got spicy dijon mustard on it, which caused Sean Hannity, representing the “common man”, being up in arms about this cataclysmic event because “REAL AMERICANS GET KETCHUP LOLOL ELITIST LATTE SIP BLAHHHHH”. Hannity makes a big deal of this, and literally says, and I quote, “I hope you enjoyed that FANCY burger, Mr. President.” You slimy elitist bastard. Video after the jump, along with a little extra blurb and my source article has far more funny in it than I could give without plagiarism, so go read Gawker. But really, listen to how he says it. Damn.
Friend Bo (link to his site in the sidebar) said more stuff like this could push him to the democrats. I’d rather it not, as I keep saying, go join Untitled Third Party. Or you can join the Dems, but I’m just thinking for you, dude.
The Gawker article is much better.
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July 25th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Dijon is faaar better than the shit that passes for ketchup at McDonald’s.
And this made the news? LOL. And I thought MY country’s press sucked.
July 25th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Well, Faux News isn’t a news channel. It’s a right-wing lulz fest.