25 Jul 2009

3 Million People Want To Know…

Author: Sterling Heltzel | Filed under: Uncategorized

…why you tried to put a remote up your ass? Right now, I am about to show you what may be the best series of Youtube videos…ever. At first you’ll find it pointless, but as the plot starts to unravel, you may be what is the best portrait of the american south since To Kill a Mockingbird. Watch in the order I give you.

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14 Responses to “3 Million People Want To Know…”

  1. Dylan Says:

    I’m sending this link to everyone I know. Good blog Zach. This is either the worst thing I’ve ever seen or the best performance art ever performed. Fuck me. Amazing shit.

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  2. Bo Says:

    The best part? He doesn’t realize that this is going to follow him FOREVER. This much rage… it has to make it hard to find a job xD

    Also, why have the parents put up with him so long?

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  3. morbid mistress Says:

    :shock: OMG! I almost died from laughing so hard!! Seriously, that was fantastic! and the worst word he ever said was whore. I was kinda sad when there was no more.

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  4. jmovies Says:

    I agree, these have to be the funniest videos to hit YouTube.

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  5. Nocturna Says:

    This is amazing theater.

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  6. Jesús Says:

    I hope this is fake…is it?

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  7. Uncle Spanky Says:

    Why is he always shirtless?

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  8. Trevor Says:

    Most entertaining, if only a tad bit worrisome. Sure, it could be fake, but the videos show a guitar being destroyed, as well as baseball bat shots against a truck, which looked fairly convincing. Who would go through that sort of trouble to stage some entertainment? Southerners, perhaps. Meh, doesn’t matter if it’s real or fake; still damned funny.

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  9. Bo Says:

    I was the most sad when he broke the guitar :’ ( What did it ever do to anyone?

    :D DD

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  10. Jerome Says:

    Dat shizz hilari yo.

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  11. Uncle Spanky Says:

    His parents must be so proud.

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  12. jonber Says:

    you fuckin americans must be retarded at birth

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  13. Zach Says:

    Only in the south, my man.

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  14. Balzarino Says:

    Kudos

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