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Some Guts, Probably Not Any Glory: My Oscar Nomination Predictions

January 30th, 2010 at 04:01 pm
This is a complicated, frustrating year. Most of the films in contention aren’t that great, the great performances and films are being largely ignored, and no prognosticator...

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Breaking My Silence

January 24th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
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Obligatory Thanksgiving post.

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I assure you I’m alive and that the reason for there being next to no posts in a long ass time can be viewed in the CONSTRUCTION link. Yeah, this inactivity is worth...

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An RT from RT regarding South Park and kids in balloons.

October 15th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
The title is confusing, I know. The first RT means re-tweet, and the second one means Rotten Tomatoes. I’m so clever. Fastness threw out a fantastic observation (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?p=16146699&posted=1#post16146699)...

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